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Aiya, what a long journey... travel is so terribly exhausting. Clever humans and their vehicles... maybe next time I'll take a plane. I'm so tired I could simply collapse.
Ah... but that would be rude, wouldn't it? One doesn't intrude on another's hospitality without bringing a gift in return. Well then, Smash Academy... I really do hate to meddle like this, but I am so very tired. In exchange for a meal and a resting place, I offer you the only gift I have: the gift of knowledge.
I'll grant you one question each. Anything you care to know. When you're going to die, who your soulmate is, where those daycare eggs really come from... no matter what you ask, I promise you an answer.
[...Though he isn't promising to tell the truth.]
Ah... but that would be rude, wouldn't it? One doesn't intrude on another's hospitality without bringing a gift in return. Well then, Smash Academy... I really do hate to meddle like this, but I am so very tired. In exchange for a meal and a resting place, I offer you the only gift I have: the gift of knowledge.
I'll grant you one question each. Anything you care to know. When you're going to die, who your soulmate is, where those daycare eggs really come from... no matter what you ask, I promise you an answer.
[...Though he isn't promising to tell the truth.]