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[awesomearachnid]

Daddy?
I heard some weird noises coming from your room last night.
Did you really beat him up that bad?
-Rasputin

Comments

[blazinglizard]

I. Uh.
Yeah. I beat him up that bad. This is exactly what happened.
The reason he is walking funny is because I kicked his ass so hard.

[awesomearachnid]

Wow! You get cooler every time you do anything! I wish I could have watched.

[blazinglizard]

Not until you're older, Rasputin. That would be creepy.

[awesomearachnid]

Watching you beat people up is creepy? Oh well. I can't wait until I'm a grownup. Then I can beat up people with you!

[blondprodigy]

...

Charmeleon, you're not allowed to beat me up now. We're so alike!

[awesomearachnid]

You're nothing like Daddy! He's always beating people up cause they're nerds like you who get beat up by cool people like Daddy!

[blondprodigy]

You clearly missed the part where I beat up your dad all by myself.

[awesomearachnid]

NO! You brought stupid guns! Daddy didn't bring any guns cause he's not a nerd! And I don't think he has any. Fight him normal and you'll get beat up because you're a stupid nerd!

[mailcalltime]

Is there something you and General Guy care to explain, Charmeleon?

[awesomearachnid]

Huh? What is there to explain? Daddy beat up that stupid mask guy so hard he's walking funny! Learn to read!

[mailcalltime]

Something tells me that your Daddy did more than just beat him up.

I can smell hatesex from miles away

[awesomearachnid]

Of course he did more than beat him up! He beat him up really hard! Only Daddy can beat up people like that!

[ghostly_nyx]

*would be Gendo!staring if I had the icon for it. but I don't, so you just get Icon'd.*

Char, you've got some explainin' to do.

[awesomearachnid]

Why does everybody think Daddy has to explain things? He beat up his stupid roommate so hard that he made funny screamy noises!

[blazinglizard]

fffffuck

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, CASPER.
IT WAS THE HETEROSEXUAL KIND OF VIOLENCE. I SWEAR.

[awesomearachnid]

What is heterosexual?

[toyboxarmy]

EXCUSE, ME, SMALL POISONOUS SIR, I DIDN'T SCREAM THAT LOUDLY I...

I... BEAT HIM UP a little TOO.
I MEAN.

MY... posterior hurts because he kicked me too hard! You brutish lizard! ehehe...

[awesomearachnid]

You can't fool me! I heard you screaming outside! The whole dorm wing probably heard you screaming like a girl! You didn't beat Daddy up at all, he was the only one doing the beating!

[toyboxarmy]

YOU THINK THE WHOLE DORM HEARD?!

UH. WAIT. I kicked him, I know I did! I got in a few kicks, for you information, sir! I only was dealt the losing hand when he started to...

Started to....

Hmph!

[toyboxarmy]

GIVE ME BACK MY BED, YOU NIGHTMARISH CHILD!