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[walkonmyarms]

I'm looking for someone. Goes by the name of Samus Aran. Anyone seen her?

The name's Weavel. I'm a bounty hunter. Cooperate, and I might not have to kill you.

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[monotreme_101]

...You? Kill me?

Bitch. Please.

[walkonmyarms]

I've killed far worse than you before. I'm fairly sure I can handle some rodent.

[monotreme_101]

You might be big news wherever it is you're from? But see, just about everyone in this place is big news wherever they're from, and you don't look like nothin' special to me.

And ask the last guy who thought he could handle this 'rodent' how well that worked out for him and his robot army and giant mechs and giant space stations.

[walkonmyarms]

Yeah? Well, just tell me what you know about Samus Aran, and we won't even have to bother figuring out just how much I'd destroy you.

[monotreme_101]

Sure! Sure! Because, y'know. Walking on in and talking about killing people is a great way to get a guy to open up to you and tell you the things you wanna know.

So, no, I'll skip Truth and go straight to Dare.

[walkonmyarms]

[Weavel doesn't bother responding. Instead, he brings up his arm cannon, firing off some more of those green grenades.]

[monotreme_101]

*Oh boy, stuff to dodge!*

Interesting! So, you're a machine or a cyborg or something! I'll be interested to see how many of those things you can even HAVE on your person!

[walkonmyarms]

Cyborg, actually. [You're about to get an answer, as his top half disconnects from his legs. His legs become a turret, which continues firing while he runs forward on his hands.]

[monotreme_101]

*....well THAT'S new.*

Hooooly moly your legs come off and turn into canons!? That's pretty amazing but it can't be a hit with the ladies. *Working a lot harder to dodge at this point holy shit what is this I don't even and now he's running forward on his hands.*

[walkonmyarms]

[The Halfturret keeps firing away, and Weavel activates the energy blade on his arm, now attempting to slash away at him with it.]

[monotreme_101]

You're pretty versatile! *Manages to dodge the first few strikes but looses some hair on the next. Keeping the top half of this creep between himself and the turret probably isn't a bad strategy.*

But can you TAKE a hit? *Ducks under the energy blade and aims a cork-screw uppercut at what approximates this guys jaw*

[walkonmyarms]

[He can, actually. It still hurts, though. Not to mention with his current reduced weight, the hit sends him flying like a rag doll, straight back to the Halfturret. He quickly gets back up on his arms after landing, though, and puts himself back together.] You're going to regret that. [Weavel reactivates the energy blade, waiting for Knuckles to get closer.]

[monotreme_101]

Somehow, I doubt that I will. You're a little more impressive than I gave you credit for, though. Props for that much, at least.

*Knuckles dashes forward, keeping his eye on the blade and relying on his agility.* So, why exactly you got a beef with Miss Aran, anyhow?

[walkonmyarms]

You can't beat me. Just give up.

[Weavel had been waiting for him to do that, and dodged effortlessly.] That's the second time I've been asked that. Whatever, I don't mind repeating myself. It's her fault I'm like this in the first place. Not to mention she's killed thousands of my people. And that's just in person. I don't even know how many were on the bases and planets she's destroyed.

[monotreme_101]

Sorry buddy, but I honestly think you're mistaken. I can beat you and it's definitely on the cards.

*But wait what's this? Helpful exposition!?*

.....are you sure you're talking about the same Samus Aran I know? Why would she kill a whole lot of your people and what do you mean by 'planets she's destroyed'? People don't just.... destroy planets. Cause earthquakes with a well placed punch, sure, but destroy planets?

[walkonmyarms]

...You have no idea what she's capable of, do you? She's absolutely relentless. A complete monster. She's got some kind of vendetta against us and I have no idea why. And yeah, she's destroyed a planet or two. Usually plants a bomb on them once she's done there.