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[drainin_ur_land]

Hhhhhh... I suppose sweeping a school... Hhhhhh... is just as good as sweeping streets. Hhhhh... I'm not looking forward to having to... Hhhhhh... deal with all these children, though.

Hhhhhh... I am Von Bolt. Hhhhhh... Apparently I have been ordered to be your new... Hhhhhh... Assistant Janitor.

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[umbreon_blacky]

!

Raiden, Raiden, it's the guy from that movie we watched!

[whitedeviljack]

You mean Evil Con Carne or Lost in Space?

[umbreon_blacky]

Um... I meant the one with... [Mimes lightsaber fighting, complete with sound effects] Star... Trek! Is that right-vee?

[whitedeviljack]

[Lolivee you never cease to be adorable with your adorable little pantomiming but there is a HUGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STAR TREK AND STAR WARS]

Star Wars, that's it.

[umbreon_blacky]

Oh. W-well, I bet I know that normally! It's hard to remember things like this. [Suuuuulk.]

[whitedeviljack]

I'll just have to watch it again with you secretly I'm image training you in that case.

[umbreon_blacky]

But if we have the bad guy right here we don't need to watch it!

[whitedeviljack]

You want to be a part of the action too?

[umbreon_blacky]

You mean... You mean I'd get to battle? [LOOK AT THAT TAIL WAG.]

[whitedeviljack]

[Raiden doesn't want to underestimate this Von Bolt guy but he looks pretty damn harmless without an army, like Lash said]

[Picking up the lolivee is engage]

Look at that menacing breathalyzer. Those giant old person muscles. Are you tough enough?

[umbreon_blacky]

Um... Yes! I think. I can... Sand Attack and Tail Wag and Helping Hand at him.

[Ponder ponder. None of those moves actually do any damage, and kicking sand up at him probably won't even work if his head is protected in a fish bowl like that.]

Maybe that's not going-vee to work.[WOE.]

[whitedeviljack]

Well uh... use Sand Attack while he's near some stairs. That should do it. Max can help.

[umbreon_blacky]

Stairs... But how are we going to get him to them?

[whitedeviljack]

Good question.

We could set a trap.

[umbreon_blacky]

Like the kind that clamps on his foot?

[drainin_ur_land]

Silence, the both of you!! I have heard enough of you plotting this meaningless attack on me! I'll grind the both of you into dust, destroy you utterly, have the both of you strung up by your.. Hhhhhhh... your... Hhhhhhhhhhhh... Hhhhhhhhh... Hhhhhhhh...

Hhhh... Now you've gotten me... Hhhh... all worn out. Hhhh...