Oh God, What am I doing!?

[reeaaal_good]

Hey there, kids. I'm...Porcine Desu Yeah, that's right... and I'm gonna be your new school accountant! I'm sure that I'm gonna have a real good time getting to know you all.

I'm in no way a dangerous outlaw named Pigma Dengar, who helped murder the former leader of Star Fox and am now hiding from the Cornerian Military. No sir! Just a humble little pig in need of a job and  isn't going to rob this school blind! Nope.

.....Losers.