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Oh me! Oh my! Oh dear! I understand that the children of this poor school have recently had to suffer through terrible, terrible nightmares! How dreadful! How utterly awful!
Especially because I had to taste every last one of them.
Anyhow, we simply cannot allow this to happen again, can we? No, I'd quite say not! I don't wish to starve again. So, I have come to be this school's psychologist! Not a mere counselor, mind, but a fully trained and certified psychologist!
I do hope to be welcomed here and that we will all get along! And I'll never go hungry again! How wonderful!
Especially because I had to taste every last one of them.
Anyhow, we simply cannot allow this to happen again, can we? No, I'd quite say not! I don't wish to starve again. So, I have come to be this school's psychologist! Not a mere counselor, mind, but a fully trained and certified psychologist!
I do hope to be welcomed here and that we will all get along! And I'll never go hungry again! How wonderful!