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[bellyupaura]

*The first thing you see as you turn the corner is a rather large, rather yellow and rather fuzzy belly followed, eventually, by an equally round and fuzzy Lucario. His muzzle twitches. He moves, stops and then moves again as if he's looking for something

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While I continue to procrastinate.

[time_mast3r]

...I wonder what would happen if I were to stick a claw in you...

[bellyupaura]

Well um? I S'ppose it d'ppens on where you stick it.

[time_mast3r]

Hmm, I do have a lot of fatbulous choices to stick it..perhaps your plump belly, or perhaps your cheeks..

[bellyupaura]

'Sa p'rtty bad pun. If you're just gonna be a jerk you can stick to your day job at the carousel.

[evolvedbyday]

What is this? A lucario that eats more than he trains?

[bellyupaura]

No less th'n 8 muscles are used to chew. 102 calories are burned for every hour eat'n.

Eatin' is trainin'.

[evolvedbyday]

An incredible strategy, as well!

Perhaps we can have a training session together some time.

[bellyupaura]

Real trainin'? Really?

[hasmorepokemon]

Hahaha! Look at you, what Pokemon besides Snorlax would let it self go like that!

A fighting type, no less!

[bellyupaura]

E-eehuuh, I was nev'r let go, I nev'r had a train'r. That's why I came 'ere.

B'sides, I'm not just a fightin' type, I'm a steel type too!

[hasmorepokemon]

Well, I guess a Steel type does need to get its weight up to match Steelix and such, hahaha!

[bellyupaura]

Right!

[force_palm]

A-ah! How could you possibly abuse your aura like that!?

[bellyupaura]

Easily?

[force_palm]

But-- That's not what I meant! It's a terrible way to use your gift.

You had better be paying for all of those stolen goods. Or at least cleaning them up.

[bellyupaura]

I let the oth'rs have what I didn't want. I've seen other Luca'io use aura to predict an attack or lie to p'ple. How is what I did any worse.

'Sides, I don't have any mon'y. This isn't Mystery Doungen.

[chocoaura]

... I sense a disturbance in the force.

[bellyupaura]

Huh?