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Ahhh, the City. I was assigned to this great and wonderful City to be its protector. Because this City is helpless like a baby, crying out for its mommy in the night.
AND I'M JUST THE GUY TO BE THIS CITY'S MOMMY!
No, not just anyone could take on the task of tucking Final Destination in at night. Not just any superhero could cuddle the City and read it a bedtime story and even get up in the middle of the night when it's had a bad dream to comfort it. That's the sort of thing I do. I'll take care of this City when it's sick and wipe its nose! I'll feed it lots of soup until it gets better! I'll send it off to school and hug it when it comes home crying because the other cities were mean to it on the playground!
I! AM! THIS! CITY'S! MOMMY!
And you know what? No one's gonna hurt my baby. I'm like a big momma raccoon. Just go ahead and try to take my City away. I'll hiss at you and bite you and GIVE YOU RABIES! BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT BIG MOMMA RACCOONS DO!
I'M COMIN', BABY! MOMMA'S HOME.
SPOOOOOOOOOON!
AND I'M JUST THE GUY TO BE THIS CITY'S MOMMY!
No, not just anyone could take on the task of tucking Final Destination in at night. Not just any superhero could cuddle the City and read it a bedtime story and even get up in the middle of the night when it's had a bad dream to comfort it. That's the sort of thing I do. I'll take care of this City when it's sick and wipe its nose! I'll feed it lots of soup until it gets better! I'll send it off to school and hug it when it comes home crying because the other cities were mean to it on the playground!
I! AM! THIS! CITY'S! MOMMY!
And you know what? No one's gonna hurt my baby. I'm like a big momma raccoon. Just go ahead and try to take my City away. I'll hiss at you and bite you and GIVE YOU RABIES! BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT BIG MOMMA RACCOONS DO!
I'M COMIN', BABY! MOMMA'S HOME.
SPOOOOOOOOOON!