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Ionia needs to stop scaring the customers away! Time is money but so is service!
Okay, so we only lost a giant turtle that night which was unrelated to the floating ass-in-drag, but it could have been worse! But anyway, I made a decent amount of cash in tips since the freak circus at Smash High threw a party! I'll be splurging on pay-per-view tonight!
Another shift is over now. This hair makes me look like the child of Captain Lou Albano and Strawberry Shortcake but I'll get fired if I cut it or wear a hat during work hours. I'm going back to my hotel- Assy McGee is on in half an hour!
Okay, so we only lost a giant turtle that night which was unrelated to the floating ass-in-drag, but it could have been worse! But anyway, I made a decent amount of cash in tips since the freak circus at Smash High threw a party! I'll be splurging on pay-per-view tonight!
Another shift is over now. This hair makes me look like the child of Captain Lou Albano and Strawberry Shortcake but I'll get fired if I cut it or wear a hat during work hours. I'm going back to my hotel- Assy McGee is on in half an hour!