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i haven't posted in a long ass time. the last two weeks have been pretty damn shitty, which has pretty much turned me antisocial. i didnt call anyone or go online for the longest time, but i guess i can't really complain since i pretty much set myself up for a horrible summer. aside from the fact that i can't really do anything here, my dad just doesnt say anything good to me ever. he's all pissed off at me and anything that comes out of his mouth is meant to mentally tear me down and make me feel horrible. I just can't take that kind of shit. i always thought my dad was an asshole, but i seriously fucking hate the bastard now. oh well, some people have it a lot worse. at least i'll be back at NAU soon. i can not fucking wait to get back. i had a revelation of sorts the other day at work. they always say nice guys finish last and its pretty obvious that girls for some reason just go for assholes, or just bad guys in general, which had never really benefited me. but now, the tables have turned. i got a DUI. i've been arrested, handcuffed, and spent time behind bars. i'm a genuine badass now, which i intend to use to my advantage. i can see it now. we'll be at a party, and i'll pick out the hottest girl there. i'll go up to her and just be like "yo what up bitch. my fucking name is scott, and i've been arrested. what's your name....aw who the fuck am i kidding, i don't want to know your fucking name. you want to fucking make out with me, bitch?" the ladies will not be able to resiste me and my asshole ways. i'll be golden. think about all the blow jobs, eye jobs, brain jobs im gonna get. and then, if im lucky, while i'm getting one of these various sexual pleasures, a cop will find me, and arrest me for not only MIP, but for sodomy as well. and then i'll have violated my parole and i'll face long term jail time. the whole jail thing will suck, but then, when i get out, i'll be that much more of a badass, and i'll get THAT much more action from girls, THAT much hotter. this plan has no flaws, and is absolutely fool proof. i see no ways in which this could go wrong. damnit, it's gonna be a great year.