Open Mouth, Insert . . .
me: *walks through the front office door promptly on time for a scheduled job interview*
receptionist, smiling: "You must be Scott!"
me: "I must be!"
receptionist, teasing: "You must be? Do you remember your name?"
me: "Yes I do! And it's written on my underwear in case I forget!"
(One brief millisecond of horror as I realize what I've just said before the receptionist rolls with laughter for a good 15 seconds.)
*whew!*
receptionist, smiling: "You must be Scott!"
me: "I must be!"
receptionist, teasing: "You must be? Do you remember your name?"
me: "Yes I do! And it's written on my underwear in case I forget!"
(One brief millisecond of horror as I realize what I've just said before the receptionist rolls with laughter for a good 15 seconds.)
*whew!*