30 December
Whooosh! (That would be the new year creeping in...)
Lies My Parents Told Me
1. "Have you seen the new library? There's nothing but computers! There's not a book to be seen."
2. "With all the rubbish people keep sticking in my head, it's a wonder that there's room for my brain."
3. "Her eyes, balls of honey."
4. "Forgiveness makes us human; blah-dee-blah-blah-blah..."
5. "Darling, it's who you'll always be: a limp, sentimental fool."
Lies My Parents Told Me
1. "Have you seen the new library? There's nothing but computers! There's not a book to be seen."
2. "With all the rubbish people keep sticking in my head, it's a wonder that there's room for my brain."
3. "Her eyes, balls of honey."
4. "Forgiveness makes us human; blah-dee-blah-blah-blah..."
5. "Darling, it's who you'll always be: a limp, sentimental fool."