*cue ominous music*
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Dead Things
1. "If you close your eyes and repeatedly smash yourself in the head with frozen meat, it'll go away."
2. "And I'm falling for that again because of the surprise lobotomy?"
3. "We're not going to have to do that at the wedding, are we? 'Cause there's this last thread of dignity I've been desperately clinging to."
4. "Don't think about the evil, bloodsucking fiend."
5. "That's all it is to you, isn't it?"