stuff that makes me laugh every time.
as the title says, this is a list of quotes that I have heard that, no matter where I am, what I'm doing, how sad I am, it will always make me laugh and feel better... since I check here a lot, I think I will post them here for me (and the world) to see when I am blue.
Some of these I have heard from conversations, and others from T.V. shows.
"If you smoke our cigarettes, large amazon women will cook you!"
"Suck a penis. Just think that. When you are in class and taking a test, just think of 'Suck a penis', and you will burst out laughing. Works every time."
"Bounce a ball in football, that's a fumble right there... bounce a ball in hockey, that's a mandatory drug test right there."
more later.
Some of these I have heard from conversations, and others from T.V. shows.
"If you smoke our cigarettes, large amazon women will cook you!"
"Suck a penis. Just think that. When you are in class and taking a test, just think of 'Suck a penis', and you will burst out laughing. Works every time."
"Bounce a ball in football, that's a fumble right there... bounce a ball in hockey, that's a mandatory drug test right there."
more later.