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Blah. Sadness consumed me tonight, and the only person that could cheer me up is my bestest friend. I told her I'd post this because it was quite funny:
Me: What if I really am a hick?
Melissa: The only way you would be a hick is if you are related to Mark.
:realizes that she is related to Mark:
Thiefless- without a thief
Ceafeless- pink residue
Ceaseless- never ending