crack theory time

May 29, 2011 20:44

Okay so HERE WE GO, THIS IS TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE.

paragraphs of absurdly ridiculous ideas. also, spoilahs. )

speculation

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tasty_kate May 30 2011, 04:19:16 UTC
I THINK YOU JUST DID, SCOLIOSIS!TWIN.

By the way, I never knew until now *how* funny you are. You're hilarious. The paragraph with the CAPS lock had me laughing out loud, as well as that last paragraph. You could probably make this into a meta!fanfic. And I'd laugh and rec' it to everyone in creation. Or, you know, my Whovian friends.

I SUPPORT THIS CRACK THEORY.

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saywheeeee May 30 2011, 04:23:24 UTC
AWW, THANKS. I'm kind of itching to turn this into a fic now, actually...but I'm going to wait until after next week at the very least, because THERE'S ALWAYS A CHANCE THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS IN EPISODE SEVEN. *terrifying unblinking gaze of an unhealthily obsessed fan*

Also, as an aside, my brain has morphed your LJ name and your Tumblr name into one, so I now involuntarily think of you as Tasty Carrots. Thought you might like to know.

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tasty_kate May 30 2011, 04:30:16 UTC
*terrifying unblinking gaze of an unhealthily obsessed fan*

I KNOW THAT GLAZED-EYE STARE TOO WELL. I introduced a friend into fanfiction tonight. Or, at least told her about its existence. I'm pretty sure I got that look when talking to her about it. *head nods off to the right*

I approve of Tasty Carrots. Even if it does take away the pun of TastyKakes. And my name. BUT IT'S COOL. YOU'RE SCOLIOSIS!TWIN TO ME NOW. Hm, not sure how my real life twin will feel about that. :p

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saywheeeee May 30 2011, 04:33:35 UTC
Oh good lord. I cannot imagine introducing someone to fanfiction for the first time. My face would melt from the shame. Case in point: my dad overheard me and a friend talking about how creepy we thought RPF (real person fanfic) was a couple of weeks ago, and he was like "What's real person fanfic?" and I was like UH. UM. NOTHING. And he was like "No, really?" and I sort of burbled out an explanation and he literally did the "weirded out" look that people do in TV shows and I was like THERE IS A REASON I DID NOT WANT TO EXPLAIN TO YOU, I KNOW IT IS WEIRD.

...yeah.

HOORAY I HAVE AN AWESOME NICKNAME NOW TOO. *dances*

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tasty_kate May 30 2011, 04:37:01 UTC
HAHAHAHHAHAHA totally has read and written rpf I BLAME MATT AND KAREN. FOR THEIR ADORABLENESS.

She actually took it well. I've come to terms with my nerdiness and can be quite frank with it to my friends not in Whovian world. Because... well... most of my friends have some level of nerdiness in them already. Not all of them know about fanfiction, though I have a back-up story to explain it if someone asks (like my Dad did one time when he caught me giggling while reading): "I'm reading a story about Doctor Who." THE END.

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saywheeeee May 30 2011, 04:46:10 UTC
[I BLAME MATT AND KAREN. FOR THEIR ADORABLENESS.]

FOR SERIOUS. It's not OUR fault we ship them. THEY FLIRT. If you flirt and you are the two sexiest people alive, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SHIP YOU.

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tasty_kate May 30 2011, 12:15:01 UTC
That comment is filled with truth. (exhibit A: icon)

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