Why I shop alone.

[sayvandalay]

I was in the bread aisle. A married couple was debating whether or not to buy hamburger rolls. She decided that they should grab a pack, "just in case."

Him: Ok where are they?
Her: Right in front of you.
Him: ........... (He's looking directly at the rolls.)
Her: Right at your eye level.
Him: Where? (He also makes a sound not unlike Scooby Doo.)
Her: Ok. Put your right arm straight out.
Him: (puts right arm straight out)
Her: Now open your hand and grab.
Him: (grabs a pack of rolls)
Her: Now put them in the cart.
Him: Where'd you park it?

::headdesk::