And maybe an elevator too!
As I was entering the gym this morning, a guy was coming out, visibly struggling with the door.
Guy: They really should put in electric doors here! These weigh 100 pounds each, at least!
Me: Bark!
Yes I actually barked. You know that laugh that just explodes out of you before you have a chance to do anything to control it? Well, that's what came out of me. A bark-laugh. Because that's just plain ridiculous.
Dear Man-Pussy,
First of all: Exaggerate much? If those doors weighed 100 pounds I daresay they would be nigh-on impossible to open. Secondly, if you really really feel that there should be electric fucking doors at THE GYM, then maybe, just perhaps, you should stay home in your bed and watch tv. Unless the remote control is too heavy for you.
Love,
Adrienne