Physiognomy 101

[sayvandalay]

A bunch of the neighborhood kids were in my garage this afternoon, playing make-believe with playdough.  They were all offering up suggestions about what game they should play. "Ice cream shop", "Friendly's", "Italian restaurant" - all rejected.  They finally settled on "McDonald's."

V: Ok, I'm the boss!
Ethan: Dare's no boss at McDonald's!
V: Yuh-huh there is.
Ethan: Oh. Dare is?
V: Yeeeeeah.  And he. is. ugly.

Dear local McDonald's manager,

I'm sorry, but that shit was funny.

Love,
Adrienne