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[sayuru_smokes]

I have a new mission. I am going to find my official birth certificate to prove to my STUPID rival that my name ISN'T Watson. -_- She'll see. She'll seeee. The stupid bitch tried to kill me today >\ Bear traps and train tracks and rotweilers...not very nice of her

Comments

[jiraikou]

Those were your traps, moron. And your name is Watson.

[sayuru_smokes]

Stop lying. It's not making you look any cooler, loser >\

[jiraikou]

You think I look cool?

[sayuru_smokes]

NO. Well, okay, maybe only a little. I wouldn't have made you my rival if you didn't look at least a LITTLE bit cool.

[jiraikou]

...Right. You think that.

[sayuru_smokes]

I hate you. I'm STILL hungry, you know. >\

[jiraikou]

You're Vegan. You'll always be hungry.

[sayuru_smokes]

Tomatoe, tomahtoe. *retarded*

[jiraikou]

...GOD. YOU AND TSUGAI AND HANAMARU MAKE NO SENSE.

[sayuru_smokes]

EW, DON'T PUT ME IN WITH THOSE LOSERS DDDD:

[jiraikou]

YOU THREE ARE THE AXIS OF RETARDATION. It hurts. My brain.

[sayuru_smokes]

NO. NO. THEY ARE THE TWO AXIS OF RETARDATION >\ AND I AM...NOT INCLUDED. BECAUSE I...TOOK OVER THE AXIS. OR SOMETHING. WAIT, I'M CONFUSED.

[sayuru_smokes]

No, but seriously, I'm so much cooler than those two, don't you think? ♥

[jiraikou]

No one's "cool."

[sayuru_smokes]

Aww, you think I'm hot, then. ♥ Sorry, but I'm not interested. :(

[jiraikou]

Well I think you're mentally sick, but no, you don't look like you have a fever.

Wouldn't treat you either way, so there. Pbbt.