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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I didn't flush (-1 points). In October I bought porn for amore_flagrat (10 points). Last Monday I gave _fucktart_ a kidney (1000 points). In July I gave sumthing_queer a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Saturday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been nice (991 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
sayullbemine