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I am going to warn you right now - if the note says that it was written for Kink Bingo (any year), there is going to pretty much be smut. Otherwise, watch for the rating.
6teen
One-Shots
Road to Hell PG - (1156) - Complete - The road to hell is paved with good intentions - that is, magazine quizzes, Jonesy's advice, and Rent-a-Cop cease-and-desist orders.
Passes PG - (1393) - Complete - Jude scored backstage passes to Rabid Weasel, and who else is he going to take?
Battle Royale
One-Shots
All's Fair PG-13 - (2791) - Complete - All's fair in love and war. And this... this is war.
Classical Literature
One-Shots
Bartelby the Scrivener - Say Thrice G - (1063) - Complete - I am an old man, reader, and I was not young then, but I knew enough to know that my silent Scrivener lacked human contact above all else.
The Lady of Shalott - "I'm half sick of shadows," she cried R - (721) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Chastity Devices) - Lancelot draws in all the young ladies.
Constantine
One-Shots
The Human Stain R - (792) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Genital Torture) - Gabriel finds humans detestable - but interesting.
I Owe You R - (1257) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Enemas) - Chas had saved his life more times than he could count. This, at least, he could give him.
The Covenant
One-Shots
Situation in Hand PG-13 - (778) - Complete - At fifteen, Pogue and Tyler weren't very good at directions. Camp Iwanahee Story.
Emergency Break PG - (1160) - Complete - At fifteen, Caleb and Pogue tried to go on a road trip. It didn't work so well.
Dear Caleb PG - (1221) - Complete) - It wasn't like it was something earth shattering. Well, it was, but it still shouldn't be this hard to write.
Puppy R - (869) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Watersports) - Chase likes control over Caleb - over everything that he does. Chase was not a nice boy in the movie, and he sure as hell is not nice in this story. Dub!con, humiliation.
Buffet R - (993) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Food) - It's always nice to find those hidden talents.
Chains R - (593) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Humiliation, public) - Aaron wants everyone to know he's won.
The Life PG-13 - (569) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Breathplay) - Neither of them really knows whose in control here, but they both like it anyway.
Jacosta PG-13 (596) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Ageplay) - "You look just like your father..." This fic contains INCEST, and it's not exactly consensual, though it's not exactly non-consensual, either.
Darkling PG - (909) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Bondage, other) - Caleb's seeing things. Like... Darklings.
Chaptered Stories
Eyes on Fire R - (21,025) - Complete - Written for Genderbend Big Bang 2010 - A month ago, Caleb killed Chase. He's come back from the dead to destroy Caleb completely - by making him fall in love with him. The only problem is, Chase didn't exactly expect to like being in love.
1 2 3
All Over Again PG - (1836) - Incomplete - Caleb always said he wasn't his father. Sarah knows this is true... he has twice the temptation.
2 3
Cursed
Drabbles
Kyle R - Bo/Jimmy
One-Shots
Chains R - (650) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Collars) - School's not the ideal place for kinkiness - but it works.
Firefly
One-Shots
Down R - (739) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Master/Slave) - Sometimes the sweetest thing about their marriage was that they got to play in it.
G.I. Joe
One-Shots
Angel R - (538) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Drugs/Alcohol) - You get to see interesting things when you're high on Oxy.
Happy Face NC17 - (762) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Sex toys worn under the clothes) - Sometimes love is about being controlled by a distance.
Duty R - (531) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Foot Fetish) - Military boots are murder on the feet.
Practise R - (534) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Knifeplay) - Scarlett doesn't believe in emotion. But she believes in swords.
Rubber Band Balls NC17 - (535) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Genital Torture) - The Baroness hates him. But she does enjoy torturing him.
Whistling R - (564) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Rough Sex) - Zartan knows what true power is.
Inner Ear Destroying Anti Gravity Testing Crazy Spinning Chair Thingy NC17 - (657) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Fucking Machines) - Moroccans create the most bizarre machines, they do.
Rhetorical R - (530) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Obedience) - On your knees, soldier. Now.
Regulation PG - (509) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Crossdressing - underwear) - Technically, there is no requirement to wear any particular type of underwear in the military...
The One Thing NC17 - (737) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Sleepy/Unconscious) - She needed some way to control him.
Let me Help R - (570) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Enemas) - It was the cheesecake's fault. And maybe Breaker's. Just a little.
You're Welcome NC17 - (558) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Facials) - He had to find some way to show his gratitude.
Punishment NC17 - (871) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Caning) - The Baroness manages to get revenge on Scarlett. Creatively.
Daddy NC17 - (593) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Ageplay) - The pivotal component was the Dora the Explorer bandaid.
I was Losing Control NC17 - (546) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Mind Control/Amnesia) - This is why people invent remote controls.
Experimentation R - (743) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Electricity) - It's worth a... shock?
Insult to Injury NC17 - (973) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Dirty/Wet/Messy) - He wore white because he didn't get dirty.
Goonies
One-Shots
Bowtie PG - (1470) - Complete - Data needs to learn to be a James Bond-esque ladies man. And he wants MIKE to teach him how? That can't be good.
Harry Potter
One-Shots
Two Heads G - (597) - Complete - Two heads are nearly always better than one.
Research NC-17 - (874) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Double Penetration - One Hole) - Hermione researches everything - including the twins. In a closet. At the same time.
Hey Pretty (Drive By) PG-13 - (806) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Vehicular) - Draco Malfoy really didn't understand these Muggle conventions.
Chaptered Stories
Hogwart's Express PG-13 - (48,188) - Complete - Now boarding Hogwart's Interdimensional Express. Please mind the gap.
2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43
Haunting of Sorority Row
One-Shots
Catch R - (553) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Breathplay) - Every night. At 2 AM.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
One-Shots
Thursday - NC-17 - (1662) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Penetrative sex toys worn under the clothing) - Arthur wasn't really sure why exactly Ford kept testing these alien devices on him.
Hogan's Heroes
Drabbles
Colloquilaisms PG - Carter, Newkirk
One-Shots
Cigarette Kisses PG-13 - (1905) - Complete - "I was WORRIED about you, Andrew!" No one called Carter Andrew, except for his mom. And Newkirk.
Living Arcanis
One-Shots
A Great and Terrible Beauty R - (757) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Worship) - Let me teach you how to properly worship your goddess. (OC)
Losers
One-Shots
Harem Boy R - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2010 (Collars) - Undercover missions can lead to really unexpected pleasures.
Chaptered Stories
Closer R - (12,977) - Complete - Written for Vampire Big Bang 2010 - While on a mission in New York, Cougar, the sniper, goes missing off the rooftop where he stationed. Jensen becomes obsessed with finding out what happened to his best friend, convinced that he will be back, safe and sound. When Cougar does come back, however, Jensen starts to realize that something is wrong with his closest friend - he's cold, he doesn't seem to breathe when he sleeps, and his eyes are like blood. Then he starts having the dreams.
1 2 3 4 5
Lost Boys
One-Shots
My Own Lost Boy R - (1019) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Consent Play) - Michael belongs to David, and that means he gets to call the shots.
The Matrix
One-Shots
Simulcra PG - (672) - Complete - Morpheus says we're free. Baudrillard says we're not. Based on the theories of French philosopher Jean Baudrillard.
Metalocalypse
One-Shots
Taser NC-17 - (753) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Electricity) - You know it's a bad sign when you're friends intervention techniques get you off.
Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series
One-Shots
Tick Tock, Mallory's Clock PG-13 - (1793) - Complete - Mallory McMallard's biological time bomb is ticking... but poor Wildwing wants nothing to do with it.
Shallow End PG - (480) - Complete - When you're stuck on earth, your options can be rather limited.
Popsicles NC-17 - (1206) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Temperature Play) - Earth is just too damn hot.
Cages R - (1713) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Caged/Confined) - He never thought he'd see him again, and he wasn't going to let him go now that he had him back.
Bark R - (1244) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Chastity Devices) - Duke felt guilty for wanting an underaged duck, so he had a solution. Sort of.
Lines R - (578) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Scars) - It is the cracks that show where we are stronger.
Mortal Instruments
One-Shots
Hypocrite PG - (770) - Complete - Simon wants to taste hatred. Jace doesn't want to give it to him.
Murder by Numbers
One-Shots
She Watched PG - (1139) - Complete - She'd been lying about the video, but there really was one, after all.
PUSH
Series
Watch - Incomplete
1 - Watch Me Move PG-14 - (600) - Complete, Stand Alone - Nick didn't know that one could Watch themselves Move. But it was just the water-stains talking to him...
2 - Watch Careful Now PG-14 - (531) - Complete, does not stand alone - Nick was beginning to appreciate Cassie's pain.
Sky High
One-Shots
Yearbook G - (726) - Complete - It's good to spend Christmas Eve with family.
Pups G - (658) - Complete - Will really wants a pet.
Nice G - (851) - Complete - "Does anyone ELSE need a date for homecoming?"
Names PG - (1107) - Complete - "I like the feel of your name on my lips..."
Best Laid Plans PG - (1196) - Complete - People get together in the strangest ways. "The best laid plans of mice and men oft go awry".
Hate PG - (1275) - Complete - Some days are good. Some days are bad. Some days I want to cry, too.
Idea G - (709) - Complete - First dates are a conspiracy to make sure that a second date never happens.
Sweet PG - (442) - Complete - Hand over the chocolate bar, and I won't roast you alive.
Thank You G - (448) - Complete - Why exactly is Warren apparently a freshman when he's a full year older than the others?
Popsicle G - (732) - Complete - Pudding cup. Cafeteria. Lunchtime. Enough said.
Let Go G - (565) - Complete - Ice Skating was not fun, it was the invention of a supervillain determined to kill Will Stronghold. He was sure of it.
Literature G - (640) - Complete - Well, tell me. You know I read vicariously through you.
Get PG-13 - (536) - Complete - They'd all heard the stories about prison. They didn't know they were true.
Chains PG - (1102) - Complete - Will was on a mission, and it went horribly, horribly wrong.
Rating - (Words) - Complete - Summary
Purple PG-13 - (841) - Complete - Will Stronghold's mind works in mysterious ways.
Pachyderm G - (815) - Complete - There are a lot of different freaks at circuses.
Don't Kill Me PG-13 - (368) - Complete - Quite frankly, Warren is sick and tired of waiting for Will. So tell him a new one, Glowworm.
Forgiven PG-13 - (789) - Complete - Will has made a very big mistake, but he can't for the life of him think of what it is.
The Voices Ceased PG-13 - (853) - Complete - Magenta always was curious, and they were yelling so loudly she couldn't help but stop to listen...
Mistress May I? R - (794) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Costumes) - Corsets might be terrible to get into, but damn if they're not worth it.
Better NC-17 - (1351) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Fisting) - Why the fuck didn't they think of this before?
Supernatural
Drabbles
Entropy G - Sam
Quicksilver G - Sam, Dean
One-Shots
Tell Me About Your Brother PG-13 - (2012) - Complete - Missing scene from "Asylum". Sam always needed an opportunity to complain about his brother.
Ophelia PG-13 - (1764) - Complete - Ophelia was a bride of God. But she listened when the bean sidhe told her that she was wasted on God. OC
Pavlov R - (607) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Enemas) - Comfort sometimes comes from the familiar.
How to End the Apocalypse in Twelve Easy Steps PG-13 - (1403) - Complete - Sometimes you really have to hit a man where it hurts. Written for epiphanyx7 because she wants a baby.
Daddy Issues R - (898) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Humiliation - Private) - We all play the part of many people.
All Things Golden and Green - R - (35,060) - Complete - Written for Supernatural Femmeslash Big Bang - When Jo Harvelle wakes up in the hospital, she discovers she can't quite remember who she is or why she's there. Slowly, she starts to feel more like herself, but she also starts to fall more and more in love with her personal nurse, Jess. But just when her life seems to be going on a definite upswing, she starts to remember disturbing things that she shouldn't remember.
Jo's now swiftly blossoming relationship with Jess is complicated further by her girlfriend's pregnancy, the bizarre memories of killing demons and fighting with a brother she's fairly sure she doesn't have, and the fact that she seems helpless to fight her desire for the demon Ruby - and her blood.
And Sing of Sweet Surrender - R - (90,309) - Complete - Written for Supernatural Femmeslash Big Bang - Everyone knows what happened when Jess died. What no one knows is what happened after.
So begins a fanfiction written by Jude Applegate about the untold story of what happened to Jessica Moore from Carver Edlund's Supernatural books after her death. A fanfic she doesn't really know why she's writing, and no matter how much she tries to control it, she has no idea why her characters most definitely have a mind of their own.
Jess rises from the grave, and sort of tumbles into the hunting lifestyle, which also seems to include the bed of a woman named Meg, then later, to tumble headlong into a relationship with a wiser hunter than she, a woman named Jo. And then an angel tells her why she's alive - to save the world... by saving Sam.
But it's just a fanfiction, right?
Until Chuck writes a scene in his most recent novel where Jess appears, and figures out exactly what is going on.
This is Jude's fanfic... and it's also the Acts of the Apostle Jessica.
Series
Untitled; Or, The Blog of the Unknown Blogger - Incomplete
1 - Click here to enter the insanity R - (~~) - Complete, stand alone - Complete!Crack. What do you do when you meet the woman of your dreams, and she's a man?
2 - I need to sit down. Oh, I am sitting down. Good for me. R - (~~) - Complete, stand alone - Complete!Crack. Don't spit take on angels.
The One
One-Shots
Bending R - (570) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Crossdressing - Underwear/Lingerie) - Narcissism: erotic gratification derived from admiration of one's own physical or mental attributes, being a normal condition at the infantile level of personality development.
Star Trek
One-Shots
It's Uhura's Fault NC-17 - (3299) - Complete - Kirk never would have thought about sleeping with Spock if Uhura hadn't accused him of doing it.
How Kirk DIDN'T Get Into Starfleet R - (1933) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Prostitution) - We all know the story of how he did get in... it's more fun to explore how he didn't.
She NC-17 - (900) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Tentacles) - Sulu/Botany Lab.
Sweet Dreams NC-17 - (947) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Sleepy/Unconscious) - It's hard to spend time with your boyfriend when he's the first officer - so you make do.
Bed Rest R - (1416) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Immobility/Bondage) - Bones only has the captain's best interests at heart. Honest.
Transformers
Chaptered Stories
All Spark Signature PG-13 - (3635) - Incomplete - Give me the cube, and I'll let you live as my pet. Now Sam knew what Mojo felt like. Alternate Ending.
2 3 4
Van Helsing
One-Shots
Killed with Kindness R - (1674) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Begging) - Dracula had finally found the key - don't cater to what Van Helsing wants - give him what he used to know.
X-Men
One-Shots
Idiot PG - (1283) - Complete - It's always easier to date someone if you can touch them. That's what St. John thinks, anyway.
Tension PG-13 - (896) - Complete - Xavier always knows best. The best of friendships always start in the Danger Room.
Cheque, Please PG-13 - (937) - Complete - X2. On the way to the Drake household, Logan decides that they need food. People talk way too much when they're waiting for their food.
The Little Things PG-13 - (1313) - Complete - It's the little things that make you love someone.
You Gonna Finish That? PG - (870) - Complete - There has to be someone in this mansion with enough money to go in on ordering pizza!
Chains R - (740) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Locks/Chains) - Why does everyone always accuse Logan of cheating when he's never with anyone?
Re-Learned PG - (565) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Hand Fetish) - There are some things that are bred into the bone, not the brain.
Burns NC-17 - (1417) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Painplay - Other) - "Scott, you son of a bitch, stop fucking burning me!"
Zoom
One-Shots
War of Independence PG-14 - (2006) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Roleplay - AU/Historical) - Civil War AU. Jack Shepperd, American, has been sent to England to gauge the strength of their "freaks".
Meeting NC-17 - (729) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Public Sex) - There are always ways to make meetings interesting.
Crossovers
One-Shots
Covenant/Sky High - Fired Up G - (365) - Complete - It's not Will Stronghold's fault that Caleb Danvers looks like someone he knews...
Supernatural/Covenant - Will NC-17 - (1873) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Double penetration, one hole) - NON!CON - Chase has a theory - and he needs Dean Winchester to prove it. But first he wants a little fun.
Chaptered Stories
Supernatural/Cursed - The Beast You've Made of Me R - (12,945) - Complete - Written for Werewolf Big Bang 2010 - After their encounter with Madison the werewolf, Sam and Dean decide to hunt down other wolves, thinking it might be part of a larger pack. However, what Sam doesn't know is that there is no such thing as "safe sex" with a werewolf, and the younger Winchester has already been infected. Maybe what Sam needs, however, is a pack of his own.
1 2 3 4 5
Series
Buffy/CSI - Directions - Incomplete
1 - Lost - PG-13 - (1065) - Complete, stands alone - Vacationing in a tiny, quiet town sounded like a good idea. Greg Sanders didn't expect to meet someone as strange as this blonde man.
2 - Road Map - PG - (961) - Complete, does not stand alone - Apparently evil blonde men with cheekbones of doom can kill you. Who knew?
3 - Compass Rose - PG-13 - (716) - What happens when a picky eater becomes a picky vampire?
Supernatural/Covenant - Unholy Alliance - In Progress
Five Times Dean Came on Caleb's Face NC-17 - (2585) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Facials) - Dean didn't expect some fringe benefits from a hunt for a rogue witch - or for it to start a lot more than just a hunt.
Trust R - (910) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Gunplay) - Sometimes all it takes is laying your life in someone else's hands.
Hanging on the Line PG-13 - (648) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Phonesex) - Time zones and distance makes it difficult - but not impossible.
Experiment R - (757) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Deepthroating) - Funny, the things you'll do to make someone happy.
Daddy Issues R - (898) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Humiliation, Private) - Some people have trouble letting the past go.
Other
One-Shots
Persona3 - Convenience PG-13 - (367) - Complete - He does not want Junpei. But that doesn't stop him.
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I am going to warn you right now - if the note says that it was written for Kink Bingo (any year), there is going to pretty much be smut. Otherwise, watch for the rating.
6teen
One-Shots
Road to Hell PG - (1156) - Complete - The road to hell is paved with good intentions - that is, magazine quizzes, Jonesy's advice, and Rent-a-Cop cease-and-desist orders.
Passes PG - (1393) - Complete - Jude scored backstage passes to Rabid Weasel, and who else is he going to take?
Battle Royale
One-Shots
All's Fair PG-13 - (2791) - Complete - All's fair in love and war. And this... this is war.
Classical Literature
One-Shots
Bartelby the Scrivener - Say Thrice G - (1063) - Complete - I am an old man, reader, and I was not young then, but I knew enough to know that my silent Scrivener lacked human contact above all else.
The Lady of Shalott - "I'm half sick of shadows," she cried R - (721) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Chastity Devices) - Lancelot draws in all the young ladies.
Constantine
One-Shots
The Human Stain R - (792) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Genital Torture) - Gabriel finds humans detestable - but interesting.
I Owe You R - (1257) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Enemas) - Chas had saved his life more times than he could count. This, at least, he could give him.
The Covenant
One-Shots
Situation in Hand PG-13 - (778) - Complete - At fifteen, Pogue and Tyler weren't very good at directions. Camp Iwanahee Story.
Emergency Break PG - (1160) - Complete - At fifteen, Caleb and Pogue tried to go on a road trip. It didn't work so well.
Dear Caleb PG - (1221) - Complete) - It wasn't like it was something earth shattering. Well, it was, but it still shouldn't be this hard to write.
Puppy R - (869) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Watersports) - Chase likes control over Caleb - over everything that he does. Chase was not a nice boy in the movie, and he sure as hell is not nice in this story. Dub!con, humiliation.
Buffet R - (993) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Food) - It's always nice to find those hidden talents.
Chains R - (593) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Humiliation, public) - Aaron wants everyone to know he's won.
The Life PG-13 - (569) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Breathplay) - Neither of them really knows whose in control here, but they both like it anyway.
Jacosta PG-13 (596) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Ageplay) - "You look just like your father..." This fic contains INCEST, and it's not exactly consensual, though it's not exactly non-consensual, either.
Darkling PG - (909) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Bondage, other) - Caleb's seeing things. Like... Darklings.
Chaptered Stories
Eyes on Fire R - (21,025) - Complete - Written for Genderbend Big Bang 2010 - A month ago, Caleb killed Chase. He's come back from the dead to destroy Caleb completely - by making him fall in love with him. The only problem is, Chase didn't exactly expect to like being in love.
1 2 3
All Over Again PG - (1836) - Incomplete - Caleb always said he wasn't his father. Sarah knows this is true... he has twice the temptation.
2 3
Cursed
Drabbles
Kyle R - Bo/Jimmy
One-Shots
Chains R - (650) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Collars) - School's not the ideal place for kinkiness - but it works.
Firefly
One-Shots
Down R - (739) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Master/Slave) - Sometimes the sweetest thing about their marriage was that they got to play in it.
G.I. Joe
One-Shots
Angel R - (538) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Drugs/Alcohol) - You get to see interesting things when you're high on Oxy.
Happy Face NC17 - (762) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Sex toys worn under the clothes) - Sometimes love is about being controlled by a distance.
Duty R - (531) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Foot Fetish) - Military boots are murder on the feet.
Practise R - (534) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Knifeplay) - Scarlett doesn't believe in emotion. But she believes in swords.
Rubber Band Balls NC17 - (535) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Genital Torture) - The Baroness hates him. But she does enjoy torturing him.
Whistling R - (564) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Rough Sex) - Zartan knows what true power is.
Inner Ear Destroying Anti Gravity Testing Crazy Spinning Chair Thingy NC17 - (657) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Fucking Machines) - Moroccans create the most bizarre machines, they do.
Rhetorical R - (530) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Obedience) - On your knees, soldier. Now.
Regulation PG - (509) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Crossdressing - underwear) - Technically, there is no requirement to wear any particular type of underwear in the military...
The One Thing NC17 - (737) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Sleepy/Unconscious) - She needed some way to control him.
Let me Help R - (570) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Enemas) - It was the cheesecake's fault. And maybe Breaker's. Just a little.
You're Welcome NC17 - (558) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Facials) - He had to find some way to show his gratitude.
Punishment NC17 - (871) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Caning) - The Baroness manages to get revenge on Scarlett. Creatively.
Daddy NC17 - (593) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Ageplay) - The pivotal component was the Dora the Explorer bandaid.
I was Losing Control NC17 - (546) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Mind Control/Amnesia) - This is why people invent remote controls.
Experimentation R - (743) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Electricity) - It's worth a... shock?
Insult to Injury NC17 - (973) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Dirty/Wet/Messy) - He wore white because he didn't get dirty.
Goonies
One-Shots
Bowtie PG - (1470) - Complete - Data needs to learn to be a James Bond-esque ladies man. And he wants MIKE to teach him how? That can't be good.
Harry Potter
One-Shots
Two Heads G - (597) - Complete - Two heads are nearly always better than one.
Research NC-17 - (874) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Double Penetration - One Hole) - Hermione researches everything - including the twins. In a closet. At the same time.
Hey Pretty (Drive By) PG-13 - (806) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Vehicular) - Draco Malfoy really didn't understand these Muggle conventions.
Chaptered Stories
Hogwart's Express PG-13 - (48,188) - Complete - Now boarding Hogwart's Interdimensional Express. Please mind the gap.
2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43
Haunting of Sorority Row
One-Shots
Catch R - (553) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Breathplay) - Every night. At 2 AM.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
One-Shots
Thursday - NC-17 - (1662) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Penetrative sex toys worn under the clothing) - Arthur wasn't really sure why exactly Ford kept testing these alien devices on him.
Hogan's Heroes
Drabbles
Colloquilaisms PG - Carter, Newkirk
One-Shots
Cigarette Kisses PG-13 - (1905) - Complete - "I was WORRIED about you, Andrew!" No one called Carter Andrew, except for his mom. And Newkirk.
Living Arcanis
One-Shots
A Great and Terrible Beauty R - (757) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Worship) - Let me teach you how to properly worship your goddess. (OC)
Losers
One-Shots
Harem Boy R - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2010 (Collars) - Undercover missions can lead to really unexpected pleasures.
Chaptered Stories
Closer R - (12,977) - Complete - Written for Vampire Big Bang 2010 - While on a mission in New York, Cougar, the sniper, goes missing off the rooftop where he stationed. Jensen becomes obsessed with finding out what happened to his best friend, convinced that he will be back, safe and sound. When Cougar does come back, however, Jensen starts to realize that something is wrong with his closest friend - he's cold, he doesn't seem to breathe when he sleeps, and his eyes are like blood. Then he starts having the dreams.
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Lost Boys
One-Shots
My Own Lost Boy R - (1019) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Consent Play) - Michael belongs to David, and that means he gets to call the shots.
The Matrix
One-Shots
Simulcra PG - (672) - Complete - Morpheus says we're free. Baudrillard says we're not. Based on the theories of French philosopher Jean Baudrillard.
Metalocalypse
One-Shots
Taser NC-17 - (753) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Electricity) - You know it's a bad sign when you're friends intervention techniques get you off.
Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series
One-Shots
Tick Tock, Mallory's Clock PG-13 - (1793) - Complete - Mallory McMallard's biological time bomb is ticking... but poor Wildwing wants nothing to do with it.
Shallow End PG - (480) - Complete - When you're stuck on earth, your options can be rather limited.
Popsicles NC-17 - (1206) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Temperature Play) - Earth is just too damn hot.
Cages R - (1713) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Caged/Confined) - He never thought he'd see him again, and he wasn't going to let him go now that he had him back.
Bark R - (1244) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Chastity Devices) - Duke felt guilty for wanting an underaged duck, so he had a solution. Sort of.
Lines R - (578) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Scars) - It is the cracks that show where we are stronger.
Mortal Instruments
One-Shots
Hypocrite PG - (770) - Complete - Simon wants to taste hatred. Jace doesn't want to give it to him.
Murder by Numbers
One-Shots
She Watched PG - (1139) - Complete - She'd been lying about the video, but there really was one, after all.
PUSH
Series
Watch - Incomplete
1 - Watch Me Move PG-14 - (600) - Complete, Stand Alone - Nick didn't know that one could Watch themselves Move. But it was just the water-stains talking to him...
2 - Watch Careful Now PG-14 - (531) - Complete, does not stand alone - Nick was beginning to appreciate Cassie's pain.
Sky High
One-Shots
Yearbook G - (726) - Complete - It's good to spend Christmas Eve with family.
Pups G - (658) - Complete - Will really wants a pet.
Nice G - (851) - Complete - "Does anyone ELSE need a date for homecoming?"
Names PG - (1107) - Complete - "I like the feel of your name on my lips..."
Best Laid Plans PG - (1196) - Complete - People get together in the strangest ways. "The best laid plans of mice and men oft go awry".
Hate PG - (1275) - Complete - Some days are good. Some days are bad. Some days I want to cry, too.
Idea G - (709) - Complete - First dates are a conspiracy to make sure that a second date never happens.
Sweet PG - (442) - Complete - Hand over the chocolate bar, and I won't roast you alive.
Thank You G - (448) - Complete - Why exactly is Warren apparently a freshman when he's a full year older than the others?
Popsicle G - (732) - Complete - Pudding cup. Cafeteria. Lunchtime. Enough said.
Let Go G - (565) - Complete - Ice Skating was not fun, it was the invention of a supervillain determined to kill Will Stronghold. He was sure of it.
Literature G - (640) - Complete - Well, tell me. You know I read vicariously through you.
Get PG-13 - (536) - Complete - They'd all heard the stories about prison. They didn't know they were true.
Chains PG - (1102) - Complete - Will was on a mission, and it went horribly, horribly wrong.
Rating - (Words) - Complete - Summary
Purple PG-13 - (841) - Complete - Will Stronghold's mind works in mysterious ways.
Pachyderm G - (815) - Complete - There are a lot of different freaks at circuses.
Don't Kill Me PG-13 - (368) - Complete - Quite frankly, Warren is sick and tired of waiting for Will. So tell him a new one, Glowworm.
Forgiven PG-13 - (789) - Complete - Will has made a very big mistake, but he can't for the life of him think of what it is.
The Voices Ceased PG-13 - (853) - Complete - Magenta always was curious, and they were yelling so loudly she couldn't help but stop to listen...
Mistress May I? R - (794) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Costumes) - Corsets might be terrible to get into, but damn if they're not worth it.
Better NC-17 - (1351) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Fisting) - Why the fuck didn't they think of this before?
Supernatural
Drabbles
Entropy G - Sam
Quicksilver G - Sam, Dean
One-Shots
Tell Me About Your Brother PG-13 - (2012) - Complete - Missing scene from "Asylum". Sam always needed an opportunity to complain about his brother.
Ophelia PG-13 - (1764) - Complete - Ophelia was a bride of God. But she listened when the bean sidhe told her that she was wasted on God. OC
Pavlov R - (607) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Enemas) - Comfort sometimes comes from the familiar.
How to End the Apocalypse in Twelve Easy Steps PG-13 - (1403) - Complete - Sometimes you really have to hit a man where it hurts. Written for epiphanyx7 because she wants a baby.
Daddy Issues R - (898) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Humiliation - Private) - We all play the part of many people.
All Things Golden and Green - R - (35,060) - Complete - Written for Supernatural Femmeslash Big Bang - When Jo Harvelle wakes up in the hospital, she discovers she can't quite remember who she is or why she's there. Slowly, she starts to feel more like herself, but she also starts to fall more and more in love with her personal nurse, Jess. But just when her life seems to be going on a definite upswing, she starts to remember disturbing things that she shouldn't remember.
Jo's now swiftly blossoming relationship with Jess is complicated further by her girlfriend's pregnancy, the bizarre memories of killing demons and fighting with a brother she's fairly sure she doesn't have, and the fact that she seems helpless to fight her desire for the demon Ruby - and her blood.
And Sing of Sweet Surrender - R - (90,309) - Complete - Written for Supernatural Femmeslash Big Bang - Everyone knows what happened when Jess died. What no one knows is what happened after.
So begins a fanfiction written by Jude Applegate about the untold story of what happened to Jessica Moore from Carver Edlund's Supernatural books after her death. A fanfic she doesn't really know why she's writing, and no matter how much she tries to control it, she has no idea why her characters most definitely have a mind of their own.
Jess rises from the grave, and sort of tumbles into the hunting lifestyle, which also seems to include the bed of a woman named Meg, then later, to tumble headlong into a relationship with a wiser hunter than she, a woman named Jo. And then an angel tells her why she's alive - to save the world... by saving Sam.
But it's just a fanfiction, right?
Until Chuck writes a scene in his most recent novel where Jess appears, and figures out exactly what is going on.
This is Jude's fanfic... and it's also the Acts of the Apostle Jessica.
Series
Untitled; Or, The Blog of the Unknown Blogger - Incomplete
1 - Click here to enter the insanity R - (~~) - Complete, stand alone - Complete!Crack. What do you do when you meet the woman of your dreams, and she's a man?
2 - I need to sit down. Oh, I am sitting down. Good for me. R - (~~) - Complete, stand alone - Complete!Crack. Don't spit take on angels.
The One
One-Shots
Bending R - (570) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Crossdressing - Underwear/Lingerie) - Narcissism: erotic gratification derived from admiration of one's own physical or mental attributes, being a normal condition at the infantile level of personality development.
Star Trek
One-Shots
It's Uhura's Fault NC-17 - (3299) - Complete - Kirk never would have thought about sleeping with Spock if Uhura hadn't accused him of doing it.
How Kirk DIDN'T Get Into Starfleet R - (1933) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Prostitution) - We all know the story of how he did get in... it's more fun to explore how he didn't.
She NC-17 - (900) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Tentacles) - Sulu/Botany Lab.
Sweet Dreams NC-17 - (947) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Sleepy/Unconscious) - It's hard to spend time with your boyfriend when he's the first officer - so you make do.
Bed Rest R - (1416) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Immobility/Bondage) - Bones only has the captain's best interests at heart. Honest.
Transformers
Chaptered Stories
All Spark Signature PG-13 - (3635) - Incomplete - Give me the cube, and I'll let you live as my pet. Now Sam knew what Mojo felt like. Alternate Ending.
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Van Helsing
One-Shots
Killed with Kindness R - (1674) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Begging) - Dracula had finally found the key - don't cater to what Van Helsing wants - give him what he used to know.
X-Men
One-Shots
Idiot PG - (1283) - Complete - It's always easier to date someone if you can touch them. That's what St. John thinks, anyway.
Tension PG-13 - (896) - Complete - Xavier always knows best. The best of friendships always start in the Danger Room.
Cheque, Please PG-13 - (937) - Complete - X2. On the way to the Drake household, Logan decides that they need food. People talk way too much when they're waiting for their food.
The Little Things PG-13 - (1313) - Complete - It's the little things that make you love someone.
You Gonna Finish That? PG - (870) - Complete - There has to be someone in this mansion with enough money to go in on ordering pizza!
Chains R - (740) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Locks/Chains) - Why does everyone always accuse Logan of cheating when he's never with anyone?
Re-Learned PG - (565) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Hand Fetish) - There are some things that are bred into the bone, not the brain.
Burns NC-17 - (1417) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Painplay - Other) - "Scott, you son of a bitch, stop fucking burning me!"
Zoom
One-Shots
War of Independence PG-14 - (2006) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Roleplay - AU/Historical) - Civil War AU. Jack Shepperd, American, has been sent to England to gauge the strength of their "freaks".
Meeting NC-17 - (729) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Public Sex) - There are always ways to make meetings interesting.
Crossovers
One-Shots
Covenant/Sky High - Fired Up G - (365) - Complete - It's not Will Stronghold's fault that Caleb Danvers looks like someone he knews...
Supernatural/Covenant - Will NC-17 - (1873) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Double penetration, one hole) - NON!CON - Chase has a theory - and he needs Dean Winchester to prove it. But first he wants a little fun.
Chaptered Stories
Supernatural/Cursed - The Beast You've Made of Me R - (12,945) - Complete - Written for Werewolf Big Bang 2010 - After their encounter with Madison the werewolf, Sam and Dean decide to hunt down other wolves, thinking it might be part of a larger pack. However, what Sam doesn't know is that there is no such thing as "safe sex" with a werewolf, and the younger Winchester has already been infected. Maybe what Sam needs, however, is a pack of his own.
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Series
Buffy/CSI - Directions - Incomplete
1 - Lost - PG-13 - (1065) - Complete, stands alone - Vacationing in a tiny, quiet town sounded like a good idea. Greg Sanders didn't expect to meet someone as strange as this blonde man.
2 - Road Map - PG - (961) - Complete, does not stand alone - Apparently evil blonde men with cheekbones of doom can kill you. Who knew?
3 - Compass Rose - PG-13 - (716) - What happens when a picky eater becomes a picky vampire?
Supernatural/Covenant - Unholy Alliance - In Progress
Five Times Dean Came on Caleb's Face NC-17 - (2585) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Facials) - Dean didn't expect some fringe benefits from a hunt for a rogue witch - or for it to start a lot more than just a hunt.
Trust R - (910) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Gunplay) - Sometimes all it takes is laying your life in someone else's hands.
Hanging on the Line PG-13 - (648) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Phonesex) - Time zones and distance makes it difficult - but not impossible.
Experiment R - (757) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Deepthroating) - Funny, the things you'll do to make someone happy.
Daddy Issues R - (898) - Complete - Written for Kink Bingo 2009 (Humiliation, Private) - Some people have trouble letting the past go.
Other
One-Shots
Persona3 - Convenience PG-13 - (367) - Complete - He does not want Junpei. But that doesn't stop him.
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