she moves like she don't care, smooth as silk, cool as air
[20:09] msdarcy: Hi!!
[20:10] *** Dom has joined #stjudestudents.
[20:10] msdarcy: And hi!!
[20:11] Dom: Hi! That's a lot of enthusiasm for three in the morning.
[20:11] msdarcy: I am REALLY AWAKE is all.
[20:12] Dom: Well, be careful. I think they have a noise ordinance here.
[20:12] msdarcy: o sh--!!
[20:13] msdarcy: BEN you're really quiet, say hi to me.
[20:14] BenC: hi!
[20:14] msdarcy: Okay good :D
[20:16] msdarcy: I GOT DUMPED THIS WEEKEND btw so you should link me to things that are awesome.
[20:16] Dom: Awesome how?
[20:17] msdarcy: WELL idk what do you think is awesome, mister man.
[20:17] Dom: Commas.
[20:17] Dom: No, I'm kidding, please don't hit me.
[20:17] msdarcy: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
[20:18] msdarcy: for you.
[20:18] Dom: It's good to have a reserve supply.
[20:18] msdarcy: Just in case!!
[20:18] Dom: How about a giant explosion?
[20:18] Dom: Things that are awesome. Not a giant comma explosion, although that's up there.
[20:18] msdarcy: :O :O is it on youtube??? that would be AWESOME with capitals.
[20:19] Dom: I haven't checked yet.
[20:19] msdarcy: Well okay.
[20:19] msdarcy: I'll trade you something awesome too k
[20:21] BenC: the first thing I think of on youtube is these videos Dane showed me and Candice once, they'd be /distracting/ but not exactly awesome
[20:21] * BenC goes to find you some puppies.
[20:21] Dom: Giant pumpkin explosion? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5b90tspJCo
[20:22] msdarcy: smashing pumpkins lol
[20:22] msdarcy: http://youtube.com/watch?v=XvQ11l6Zx-g little kid with a little kid potter's wheel! I am getting one of those btw
[20:23] Dom: Oh no, I didn't even think of that.
[20:23] Dom: And I /like/ them.
[20:23] msdarcy: puppies! OMG I will show you a picture of Lady Marmalade
[20:23] msdarcy: haha then i WIN!
[20:23] msdarcy: http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee108/delishusicons/14vsn5dbirdofjune.jpg THIS IS LADY MARMALADE
[20:24] BenC: . . .
[20:24] BenC: the title of this video by itself is pretty much the best thing I've ever seen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y16gTOkqsxM
[20:25] Dom: You named your dog Lady Marmalade.
[20:25] msdarcy: Yus!
[20:25] Dom: What is this dog's gender?
[20:25] msdarcy: She is a girl :3
[20:26] Dom: Ah. And do you hate her?
[20:26] msdarcy: No :(
[20:26] Dom: Does she actually respond to Lady Marmalade?
[20:27] msdarcy: Yes, also my dad calls her 'snack-size' and she answers to that too
[20:27] Dom: Well, I guess if the dog approves I really can't disagree.
[20:27] msdarcy: You can give her a little nickname if you want! :D
[20:28] msdarcy: she was "what IS that" for a while because I have a brother
[20:28] Dom: If I think of anything more interesting than her given name I'll let you know.
[20:28] msdarcy: ^^b
[20:29] Dom: Since I assume I'll either see you at school or you're just some freak hanging out in here, which would be really strange.
[20:29] msdarcy: Oh I'm kind of a freak yeah but no I'm at school! You can't miss me, I'm OVER NINE THOUSAND feet tall
[20:30] Dom: Really!
[20:30] Dom: If you're taller than I am I'll give you a medal.
[20:30] msdarcy: REALLY how tall are you
[20:31] Dom: 6'3". And I better be done growing, too.
[20:31] msdarcy: ...omg no I'm only 5'9"!
[20:31] Dom: I'm afraid I can't give you a medal, then.
[20:31] msdarcy: I'm probably STILL GROWING though, if I beat you do I still get a medal y/n
[20:32] BenC: Niamh: you should wear heels.
[20:32] msdarcy: lady marmalade ate my pair :(
[20:32] Dom: If you're someday over 6'3", you should go into women's basketball. Where you'll get your own medals and won't need mine.
[20:33] msdarcy: no but I could totally make a life size statue of myself and put it somewhere exciting like
[20:33] msdarcy: oh I'm chilling oh NO it's a statue of me.
[20:33] msdarcy: I could do that anyway.
[20:33] msdarcy: That's a cool idea I'm putting it in my list!
[20:37] Dom: You're now morally obligated to elucidate the rest of this list, you realize.
[20:37] msdarcy: REALLY! Okay!
[20:37] msdarcy: WELL I'm getting a potter's wheel (like I said :D) aaand
[20:38] msdarcy: Okay you CAN'T tell my sister this one (my sister is Aine) because it's a ~*surprise*~, I am taking pictures of Jeremiah and I'm going to make a special frame for a BUNCH of pictures of him and be like SURPRISE!!!
[20:38] msdarcy: Also I am doing a family portrait! But they know that one, they have to sit for me >:D
[20:39] msdarcy: That's it though because that's a bunch of work.
[20:39] Dom: If I ever run into your sister I'll be sure not to tell her.
[20:39] msdarcy: Thx :D
[20:40] Dom: It helps that I'm not 100% sure who she is.
[20:40] msdarcy: Oh well I'm not gonna tell you then :D
[20:41] Dom: I don't know, I think with a name like Aine I could probably find out pretty quickly.
[20:42] msdarcy: prrrrobably but do you know how to say it :D
[20:43] Dom: Not yet, but give me a minute.
[20:43] msdarcy: :P
[20:43] Dom: Is it pretty close to Anya?
[20:43] msdarcy: Yes :D
[20:44] Dom: My thanks to Google, then.
[20:44] msdarcy: Google loves you too. MY name is easy to pronounce it's just crazy hard to spell.
[20:46] Dom: And that is?
[20:46] msdarcy: Niamh :D
[20:46] Dom: Yeah, that looks easy to pronounce.
[20:47] msdarcy: You pronounce it like "Neeve", but idk what's up with Ireland, "LET'S PUT AN M IN THERE, GUYS" I guess they drink a lot.
[20:48] Dom: That IS the rumor. My name is pronounced exactly like it's spelled, although it's often spelled wrong.
[20:48] msdarcy: How do you spell it?
[20:48] Dom: With a k at the end. I get "Dominic" a lot, though.
[20:49] msdarcy: oic!! do you get "Dominick" ever because that sounds way more annoying.
[20:50] Dom: I may have, I don't really keep track. It doesn't bother me that much.
[20:51] msdarcy: "Benedick" is a cool name but kind of unfortunately spelled!
[20:51] Dom: Haha
[20:51] Dom: Very.
[20:51] msdarcy: My sister's middle name is Beatrice so I thought of it :D
[20:51] msdarcy: My middle name is DARCY, obvs.
[20:52] Dom: Obviously.
[20:53] Dom: It sounds like your parents intended for middle school to be a grueling experience for your sister.
[20:53] msdarcy: it builds character :D
[20:54] Dom: I'm behind on my character building in that vein.
[20:54] msdarcy: I'll just have to accost you and make fun of your name
[20:54] msdarcy: idk how I'll think of something :D
[20:55] Dom: Maybe I'll add a few random letters to the end of my name and get highly offended when teachers are confused.
[20:55] Dom: Actual relevant question: How are the teachers here?
[20:56] msdarcy: I like them :D!
[20:56] msdarcy: well I like them when I've done my homework >_>!!
[20:57] Dom: I've noticed that helps.
[20:58] msdarcy: Mr Keating is REALLY LOVELY, and Mr Eddings and Mr Abberline are BFFs (I made them bracelets!), and UM Mr Bornpang is very good at projecting his voice
[20:59] Dom: I'm kind of looking forward to hearing that. I was only here in the afternoons but the announcements are supposed to be a trip.
[21:00] msdarcy: He likes the old testament a bunch
[21:00] Dom: Well, who doesn't, really.
[21:01] msdarcy: People persecuted for religious reasons! So you went to the school that burned down?
[21:01] msdarcy: Did someone set it on fire or what, that's lame, what if people got smoke inhalation :(
[21:02] Dom: Well, in that case there's plenty of material for persecution the New Testament too.
[21:03] Dom: They don't know yet, but probably. It was at night, so nobody got hurt.
[21:03] Dom: Meanwhile, somewhere a town councilman is upset no one burned down North.
[21:04] BenC: . . . what is this, I came on here because I couldn't sleep, and promptly fell asleep on my laptop ._.
[21:04] msdarcy: well he should obvs get off his lazy butt.
[21:05] Dom: It's kind of a fucked up place.
[21:06] * BenC wanders off to sleep in an actual bed.
[21:06] msdarcy: Bye Ben!!
[21:06] Dom: See you.
[21:06] BenC: if anything else comes through on my end for a while it'll probably be Hilde
[21:06] BenC: I recommend you call the police or something, I'm afraid of what'll happen if she learns to type.
[21:07] * BenC could also just close his laptop, but that wouldn't be as much fun.
[21:07] BenC: anyway, yeah, night.
[21:07] *** BenC is now known as Ben[gone].
[21:10] msdarcy: Oh now we're quiet.
[21:10] msdarcy: That's weird, he wasn't really talking but then we stopped when he left!
[21:11] Dom: I try not to treat the internet like a conversation.
[21:11] msdarcy: Well that's dumb when you're HAVING one.
[21:12] Dom: Can you imagine what real conversations would be like if they were anything like the ones people have chatting?
[21:13] msdarcy: .........OMG what if I could make emoticons in real life :O
[21:13] msdarcy: I could have little signs!
[21:13] Dom: Like when people 'lol' or whatever at something that's only mildly funny. If everyone laughed out loud every time they typed that, someone would end up with brain damage.
[21:13] msdarcy: I could just hit them with my little sign.
[21:13] msdarcy: "Shhhh now."
[21:14] Dom: See, on the internet you can just close the window.
[21:16] msdarcy: Or hit the block button :D
[21:16] *** Rupert has joined #stjudestudents.
[21:17] Dom: Yes.
[21:17] msdarcy: or the 'ignore' function on irc HI RUPERT :D
[21:17] msdarcy: (don't ignore me Dom >:E p.s)
[21:17] Dom: In real life there's no block button, which is upsetting.
[21:17] Dom: Hey.
[21:17] Rupert: Hi
[21:17] Rupert: .....person.
[21:17] Dom: I don't think I could ignore you if I wanted to.
[21:17] msdarcy: You are TOTALLY RIGHT.
[21:17] msdarcy: Rupert, this is Dominik and don't spell it with a 'c', k, I'm Niamh :D
[21:19] Rupert: As, you can see, I am Rupert.
[21:19] Rupert: And clearly, I need a nickname soon.
[21:19] msdarcy: You can be Rupert the Bear :D
[21:19] msdarcy: like the bear!
[21:19] Dom: haha. I was gonna say you shouldn't let Niamh name you, but it's too late.
[21:20] msdarcy: http://www.freewebs.com/scruffythetramp/raggetyboy.jpg see he's cute :]
[21:20] Rupert: The Bear would be kind of be a cool nickname
[21:20] Dom: Jesus Christ!
[21:20] msdarcy: I could paint you a little Rupert the Bear on your bag!
[21:20] Dom: What is that thing menacing him?
[21:20] Rupert: oh god, don't, I remember watching that as a kid
[21:20] msdarcy: idk but it looks mean :(
[21:21] Rupert: there were things that lived in the woods near his house, I think
[21:21] msdarcy: !! you watched it too?
[21:21] Dom: I think he should move.
[21:21] Rupert: clearly!
[21:22] msdarcy: Did your parents name you after him :O
[21:22] Rupert: No. They're just English.
[21:22] msdarcy: Oh.
[21:22] msdarcy: Well I'll pretend, k?
[21:22] Rupert: You do that XD
[21:22] Dom: It seems to make her happy.
[21:23] Dom: Also anything she tells you about my name is a lie, in advance.
[21:23] msdarcy: He was named after Dominique, a French drag queen :3
[21:23] Dom: Oh, except that.
[21:23] Dom: That's true.
[21:24] Rupert: Seriously??
[21:24] msdarcy: OH did either of you go to the dance, did i miss anything ~*awesome*~?
[21:24] Rupert: I have heard worse, believe me
[21:24] Dom: No, not at all.
[21:24] Dom: What is true though
[21:24] Dom: is that there is not a single working lighter in my room for some reason.
[21:24] Dom: Carry on, I'll be back.
[21:24] msdarcy: Okay :D
[21:24] Rupert: The dance was dance-able.
[21:24] msdarcy: I skipped it and my boyfriend dumped me :(
[21:25] Rupert: I was there for all of twenty minutes.
[21:25] msdarcy: :O what happened
[21:25] Rupert: then he is made of fail
[21:25] Rupert: There were people there dancing.
[21:25] Rupert: And punch
[21:25] Rupert: And that's as much as I got
[21:25] msdarcy: Oh did you just get bored?
[21:25] Rupert: Yeah. I am new. I know no one :(
[21:26] Rupert: But I decided to go along just to see people
[21:26] msdarcy: Aw! You should come hang out with me at school k I'm huge and blonde you can't miss me :D
[21:26] Rupert: and figure what my new school is like.
[21:27] Rupert: Might just take you up on that!
[21:27] msdarcy: http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee108/delishusicons/14vsn5dbirdofjune.jpg that's me and Lady Marmalade so you know who I am :D
[21:27] msdarcy: p.s DOM YOU SHOULD TOO K (when you get back from endeavors)
[21:29] Rupert: I am this guy
[21:30] Rupert: wait
[21:30] Rupert: http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/sweet_vanity/normal_mag_gq_02.jpg
[21:30] Rupert: do not ask about the photo
[21:30] msdarcy: you were waaaaaaaay drunk right
[21:31] Rupert: yes! and I had a friend who liked to take artsy photos
[21:31] Rupert: although all she could really do was make it black and white.
[21:31] Dom: The rest was all you.
[21:31] msdarcy: next time maybe you should close your legs, k?
[21:32] Rupert: that is all part of my class
[21:32] Rupert: or lack of
[21:32] Dom: Haha
[21:33] msdarcy: well it's kind of the focal point of the picture, just sayin' >_>!
[21:33] msdarcy: ANYWAY so yeah DOM you should find me too :D :D
[21:33] msdarcy: And Ben, he helped me with a pet thing
[21:34] Dom: Oh, I probably will.
[21:34] msdarcy: A+
[21:34] Dom: You can introduce me around.
[21:34] msdarcy: :D!!! I am like 100% helpful.
[21:37] msdarcy: --OMG BRB
[21:44] Dom: Well, this is awkward.
[21:45] Rupert: Yeah...
[21:45] Rupert: So, you new too?
[21:45] msdarcy: k i'm back!
[21:46] Dom: Oh, we were making painful small talk.
[21:47] msdarcy: Oh I'm sorry :( I'll never leave again :(
[21:47] Dom: In a sense, I guess. I was just taking [two classes the typist keeps forgetting to assign] here.
[21:47] Rupert: while I flake and look at things on youtube and forget I have a chat log open
[21:47] msdarcy: WHAT are you looking at on youtube, because Dom found me an exploding pumpkin
[21:48] Rupert: Happy Tree Friends
[21:48] Rupert: I really doubt you'd like it
[21:48] msdarcy: Aw :( okay though.
[21:50] Rupert: You strike me as the kind of person who would object to tiny cartoon animals dying violent deaths
[21:50] Dom: Oh god damn it.
[21:50] msdarcy: :( :( -- wait what's wrong
[21:50] msdarcy: are you okay did a pumpkin just explode in your personal area???
[22:04] Dom: My personal area remains intact, but thanks for asking.
[22:04] msdarcy: yw.
[22:17] Dom: Hm.
[22:18] msdarcy: HMM?
[22:18] Dom: It's after 6 AM. The question becomes now - do I stay up so I can actually sleep when I
[22:18] Dom: - am supposed to tonight?
[22:18] msdarcy: yyyyy
[22:18] msdarcy: You should do something exciting during the day so you're all awake!
[22:20] Dom: I think if I just put my hands on the screen I can leech energy from you. Hold still.
[22:20] * msdarcy holds REALLY STILL k