nick/miley primer 1/3: nick & miley
Oh my god, guys, I have been working on this for so long, and it's finally done, and THREE PARTS. I am insane. Um, I'll love you forever if you read this?
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lol you talk about every MINUTE more like it. But it's okay because well....look at him. WHILE I DO NOT THINK HE IS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PERSON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, I WOULD DEFINITELY PUT HIM IN THE TOP TEN. Guh. The arms picture is like...if I don't force myself to scroll down, I could get lost there for a fucking hour. ahahahaha I wonder if it is in a certain folder on your computer LOOK OKAY IT'S TINY TEXT NO ONE ELSE CAN READ THIS
um I feel like a creeper going from that paragraph to this one, but oh well. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAABY NICK ahskakdhdkslds; GOD IF HE DOES IMPREGNATE YOU THE KIDS WILL BE SO CUTE. Look at him on the drums! Look at him go! He is a tiny child, children are not supposed to be so awesome!
His Christian music album cover makes me laugh so hard. He's just trying so hard to be cool, and he looks like...I don't even know, an elf or something. Not like a Lord of the Rings elf, like a Christmas elf. Can't you just picture him in a little elf costume handing out candy canes? OH NICHOLAS.
THE PART OF THE STORY WHERE NICK HAS DIABETES IS AWFUL AND SAD AND MAKES MY HEART CLENCH UP A LITTLE OUT OF WORRY FOR HIM. Always, even though I know he's fine, it's still depressing. But it doesn't stop me from staring at his ass in that picture. I'm awful, whatever whatever, maybe it shouldn't be so hot.
SILLY HAT NICK IS MY FAVORITE. Actually, I think it love it so much when Nick utterly fails at dressing himself because it reminds me that oh hey, he is not actually perfect, he is still a faily boy sometimes. That is way more attractive than perfection!
NICK IN LES MIZ PICTURES NEVER STOP DOING THINGS TO ME AND I CAN'T FULLY EXPLAIN WHY. BUT I FEEL LIKE YOU UNDERSTAND IT AND THUS I DO NOT HAVE TO TRY. Also, lol Pizza Express, I don't think Nick tweeted quite enough about it, do you?
His crooked teeth are so strangely beautiful, I really do wish he would smile more. Come on Nick, you are surrounded by some funny motherfuckers! SMILE. SMILE.
It’s always exciting to see him acting his age instead of like a forty year old man.
That's because it's hotter when he's underage I MEAN WHAT?
ELVIS ELVIS Nick and Elvis are the best dog and boy pair in the world. SEE EVEN NICK JONAS AGREES THAT DOGS >>>>> CATS. This is because he has the Right Idea about life.
Um yeah I pretty much always go with the pervy option as to why he isn't wearing the purity ring. Because Courtney made him a man. :D
AAAAGH his eyelashes continue to stun me. Everything about this picture is sheer perfection.
Listen I don't even have a thing for cars, and I acknowledge that Nick's car is one hotass motherfucking vehicle. And probably good for sex. ...like you don't think about that at least once a day.
SO THIS PART OF THE PRIMER WAS AWESOME BUT I AM MORE EXCITED FOR THE NEXT PARTS BECAUSE IT'S LIKE...YOU INCREASE NICK AND MILEY'S AMAZINGNESS EXPONENTIALLY WHEN YOU PUT THEM TOGETHER. That is why they are soulmates, obvs.
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