Drabble: Yamamoto Doesn't Understand

[saying_sooth]

So, this is something I wrote a little while ago and I thought it was going to go somewhere but it isn't and now I'm posting the snippet.

Word Count: ~600
Warnings: Crack AU. CRACK. Squalo being mean.
Summary: Yamamoto discusses relationship woes with Squalo, Lussu and Mukuro at their local coffee shop.

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Comments

[faorism]

"Squalo, Lussu and Mukuro at their local coffee shop."
...I think I honestly had a shiver of fear run down my spine reading this summary. And that ending! D: BUT WE ALL KNOW GOKU LUVERS YAMA... yes!

/still laughing. (Dude, the only way I quelled my K/S attack was to jump on the Merlin M/A wagon. One drug for another...)

[saying_sooth]

So maybe I'll do a sequel to this snippet, where Gokudera discusses his relationship woes with Bianchi over coffee in her apartment. She's taking care of Enzio while Dino's gone. They snark at each other for respective relationship partners with whom they are simultaneously exasperated and totally in love.

...No effing way I'm getting into Merlin.

[faorism]

...DWAH. (I omg love siblinghood fictions. WINWINWIN!)

Don't do it! IT WILL EAT YOUR SOUL.

[saying_sooth]

NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. No. Effin. Way.

[onna_sannomiya]

Please let there be a sequel...please let there be a sequel...could never pass up Bianchi-Hayato-chan dysfunctional sibling bonding with 8059 on the side (or vice versa). Totally cracked up while reading this...Mukuro was full of win in this one and Lussuria makes both a sympathetic and scary relationship guru. Please don't listen to your mentor, Yamamoto, he's just taking out his frustrations about Xanxus at your relationship. Yours and Hayato-chan's love will prevail. :)