zero-two; you just leave it all up to me

[sayflatanddie]

So the kitchen makes us whatever we want~? ♥ Could go for somethin' sweet. I doubt they have some Netherworld specialties, but eh.

Oh, oh, everyone~? If you ever see these three workers of mine~...

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[thejealousone]

...interesting looking workers.

[sayflatanddie]

Aren't they~?

They're slackers, but trust me, they're dangerous.

[thejealousone]

I'll be sure to point them your way if I find any. And to mention just how mad you are at them.

[sayflatanddie]

Please do. And yeah, certain death if they don't haul their asses and all that~.

I'm sure they'd get moving faster if you...say, tossed one of them~. They explode if thrown or kicked.

[thejealousone]

I'll let them know that.

Really? I think drop kicking one of them should get the point across nicely then.

[sayflatanddie]

Oh yes~ It's practically a sport back home.

Private to Envy

Keep your eye on that Vexen guy. He's figured out it was you who killed that one person. I'm sure he doesn't have good intentions with the information either.

[thejealousone]

Never really cared for sports that much but I wouldn't mind trying that one.

Private to Etna

Damn. Didn't think they'd figure it out so quickly. Vexen, huh? I'll remember that. You won't be seeing 'me' around much in that case, but you can reach me on the journals.

Thanks, I owe you one for this.

[sayflatanddie]

You'd be surprised at the damage they can do if thrown into a big crowd~.

Private to Envy

Of course. Then again, even if they plan some sort of punishment, there's not much they can do, is there~?

No problem, and I'll remember that.

[thejealousone]

If they do turn up here, we should try that out.

Private to Etna

They'd have to catch me first, which is NOT likely, and even then, what are they going to do, kill me? I'd like to see them try.

But it'll be fun to lead them on a chase, don't you think? Always paranoid that the person they're talking to isn't who they seem to be?

I'm sure you will.

[sayflatanddie]

Oh yes. One of them's gotta take the punishment, after all~

Private to Envy

Ohhh, yes. Making them believe their friends could be enemies is the best way to torture to anyone ever, I've discovered~. Humans are silly with emotions like that. Not only do they get paranoid, their friends begin to think they're going mad~.

Private to Etna

[thejealousone]

Exactly. Nothing quite like messing with their heads.

Private to Envy

[sayflatanddie]

Considering they're so easy to mess with~

Do they still believe you're that Matt person?

Private to Etna

[thejealousone]

I have no idea, I've been switching bodies now and then. I use his a lot because he hasn't really been showing up anywhere and most people seem not to know him.

Which in their minds means he's not dangerous, apparently. Idiots.

Private to Envy

[sayflatanddie]

Good. Just as long as they think that's you until the little party~. I never asked much on what we were really doing for that party, did I?

Do I need to go introduce myself to a few people~?

Private to Etna

[thejealousone]

Hmm, I'm not sure yet, any ideas? They do seem to hate fire, don't they?

I'm sure they'll be dying to get to know you.

Private to Envy

[sayflatanddie]

They sure do~♥ But I got more tricks up my sleeve than that.

Oh, absolutely.