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so i've seen some shitty things via myspace: attention whores, top down pictures, music interests that read "everything but rap and country" and the worst of all, spam ass messages.
mostly these are from nameless porno-bots trying to get you to sign up for god knows what via credit card.
but today i recieved the worst thing ever via message: a recruitment plea. and it wasn't from a bot page, it was from a real person. kinda pissed me off
"Hello,
My name is Shannan Brush. I'm a part-time recruiter for the Indiana National Guard. I'm looking for outgoing and interested people to join the Guard. If you or anyone you know wants to join, they have raised the bonus to $20,000 now for joining. Also, once you join, you will receive $2,000 for every person that you can get to join. Let me know if you or anyone else you know would be interested in joining. Or if you have any questions...feel free to contact me. Thanks for your time! "
ugh.
UPDATE. so after politely telling this lady to fuck off, i recieved this message not FIVE MINUTES LATER. i have highlighted my favorite parts. (she typed it in all caps herself.)
"I KNEW I'D GET SOMEONE LIKE YOU EVENTUALLY! I'M JUST DOIN MY JOB BUDDY. THIS PAYS THE BILLS. SO IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO, THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST IGNORED THE WHOLE THING. AND I WILL SEND THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS I CAN, BECAUSE LIKE I SAID...THIS IS MY JOB. JUST TO LET YOU KNOW..YOU NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE MORE RESPECT FOR THE ARMY. WE ARE THE REASON THAT YOU HAVE THE FREEDOM THAT YOU HAVE NOW. OTHERWISE, OSAMA WOULD BE BUTT FUCKIN YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW AND MAKING YOU EAT SHIT FOR DINNER. HAVE A LITTLE RESPECT AND GROW UP. THIS ARMY DOESN'T KISS ANYONE'S ASS. YOU CAN KISS THE ARMY'S ASS. NO ONE ELSE WILL BOTHER YOU...THIS WAS MY OWN IDEA TO GET PEOPLE IN THE ARMY, SO IF YA DON'T LIKE IT, GO FUCK YOURSELF....YOU AINT PAYING MY BILLS BITCH! UNTIL YOU DO....YOU REALLY AINT GOT NO ROOM TO TALK. PEACE!"
first of all, "butt fucking my ass" is redunant.
second, did she just call me a bitch?
third, i think osama has more important things to do than personally "butt fuck my ass"
fourth, [micah and amybeth] don't you think it would have been way funnier if she ended it by saying "yo, payyyccceeee"?
also, if anyone is interested, her link is: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=50236291
reporting for buttfucking.
mostly these are from nameless porno-bots trying to get you to sign up for god knows what via credit card.
but today i recieved the worst thing ever via message: a recruitment plea. and it wasn't from a bot page, it was from a real person. kinda pissed me off
"Hello,
My name is Shannan Brush. I'm a part-time recruiter for the Indiana National Guard. I'm looking for outgoing and interested people to join the Guard. If you or anyone you know wants to join, they have raised the bonus to $20,000 now for joining. Also, once you join, you will receive $2,000 for every person that you can get to join. Let me know if you or anyone else you know would be interested in joining. Or if you have any questions...feel free to contact me. Thanks for your time! "
ugh.
UPDATE. so after politely telling this lady to fuck off, i recieved this message not FIVE MINUTES LATER. i have highlighted my favorite parts. (she typed it in all caps herself.)
"I KNEW I'D GET SOMEONE LIKE YOU EVENTUALLY! I'M JUST DOIN MY JOB BUDDY. THIS PAYS THE BILLS. SO IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO, THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST IGNORED THE WHOLE THING. AND I WILL SEND THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS I CAN, BECAUSE LIKE I SAID...THIS IS MY JOB. JUST TO LET YOU KNOW..YOU NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE MORE RESPECT FOR THE ARMY. WE ARE THE REASON THAT YOU HAVE THE FREEDOM THAT YOU HAVE NOW. OTHERWISE, OSAMA WOULD BE BUTT FUCKIN YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW AND MAKING YOU EAT SHIT FOR DINNER. HAVE A LITTLE RESPECT AND GROW UP. THIS ARMY DOESN'T KISS ANYONE'S ASS. YOU CAN KISS THE ARMY'S ASS. NO ONE ELSE WILL BOTHER YOU...THIS WAS MY OWN IDEA TO GET PEOPLE IN THE ARMY, SO IF YA DON'T LIKE IT, GO FUCK YOURSELF....YOU AINT PAYING MY BILLS BITCH! UNTIL YOU DO....YOU REALLY AINT GOT NO ROOM TO TALK. PEACE!"
first of all, "butt fucking my ass" is redunant.
second, did she just call me a bitch?
third, i think osama has more important things to do than personally "butt fuck my ass"
fourth, [micah and amybeth] don't you think it would have been way funnier if she ended it by saying "yo, payyyccceeee"?
also, if anyone is interested, her link is: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=50236291
reporting for buttfucking.