we azns so FOB
do we not all agree? like jebus man my last comment for my previous blog....if u didnt read it...it was about an idian person hus name is ribena..LOL..and the azn way of sayin it is LIBENA>>ROFL
why do we always replace the L with and R and vice versa? haha its so funny...
i watched this movie called lethal weapon 4...u guys prolly seen it...theres this section thats fukin fuunny
cop: can we order some flied lice
old azn dude: its fried rice u PLICK
lmao ok...mayb that sounded a lil gay and random..but oh wells
ANYWAYS...yesterday...did my RSA...and omg...it was the most boring and tiring shit ever....we sit tehre for 6 hrs plus breaks and learn about the fukin law and all this jaberwokker (meaningless) shit. like fukin gimme my rsa and let me go..lol...yeh
so then...went to a frends 18th dinner....then went to malone bar to celebrate anas 18th HAPPY 18th ana and yeh....omgeh i believe i drank a lil too much...by the time we left the place..i felt i wasnt intoxicated enough so me mo and anthony went to buy more alki and bloody....drink on the street like hobos ROFL..and bloody this fat lady flashed us her titties..like omgeh..wth man...can u please not...ALTHOUGH at the time i didnt care and was cheerin her on..ahaha...so i got home all drunk and yeh woke up at 7 this morning...coz i had to do the bar skills coarse...and yeh...it was good man...good practical work..none of that theory bullshit
anyways....all that shit i rote just there is boring...sorry i will entertain now..with this story
ACTUALLY..fukin..i dont think its that really funny...more like....wth can u please go away
so anyways...today at the bartrainin thing..i met this korean guy rite...he was 20..used to go cheso..and i thought he was cool and u kno....aiite dude
i was rong..THIS GUY WAS A LOSER AND A HALF..jesus christ....
LIKE>>>>EVERYONE THAT DOES THE RSA AND BARSKILLS AND SHIBANESCA WHATEVER...wants a job in bartending rite
i ask him...so u gonna get a job rite after and shit..and hes like "i only got this because..i wanna try a bit of everythin" like....HUH...wt mcfuk..
neways...even more...this guy...omg...tries so hard.....its actually really funny to watch
lmao..like we get behind the bar rite..and we have to make drinks and shit in a certain amount of time and..since hes kinda fob....and he doesnt drink at all...he doesnt kno the names of drinks and shit
so...like..this was the practice exercise today rite..like..us..the customers...we order somethin...and hes gotta make it rite...and like..once we order...he duno wtf the drink is..so he bends down and fukin reads all the labels...and still gets the fukin drinks rong....and the way he does everythin...is so dramatic like..dude..its not the end of the world...fukin..he was so concerned he wouldnt make the time limit,,..in the exerece..u had to open a beer and serve it....U OPEN IT WITH A FUKIN BOTTLE OPENER>>>HE FUKIN RIPS IT OFF WITH HIS FUKIH HANDS>>>LIKE FUKIN LMAO...hahaha
ahaha whats even more funny is...like..u kno...hes doin evetythin rong and shit..and i bet hes gettin embarrased and shit..its funny.....in the mornin..the first exercise was to pour into shot glasses...exactly 30ml....no short pouring or over pouring..and this guy..does it EXACTLY 30mls rite..and hes givin every1 these fukin gay looks of "i got 30 mls and u didnt" LOL.. yeh neways..i dont see how that joins with what im talkin about..
NOW THE THING THAT TOPPED IT OFF ABOUT THIS LOSER IS...rite at the end ok? tehre was this quiz we had to do...and like...the instructore was like....if u dont get 15/20 rite im gonna take a picture of ur face and stick it up for...and he said somethnin about...makin the guy stay behind after and make him get it all rite....ok..so like every1 knew this guy was kidding...but oh no my frends...the korean dude..hu sits like..next to me...takes it seriously...he was askin me throughout the day...we have test later? is it gonna b hard? yada yada... like bro its a fukin QUIZ!!! so wait..that isnt what topped it off about this stupid kunt....like....we all finished test rite..and HE FINISHED FIRST...and was givin ppl those gay "I CAME FIRST" looks....and i gave it in 2nd coz yeh.i fnished...and bloody hell....u kno what...the instruictor was like "u guys are sus...u both got exacttly the same questions rong" and i was like omg wtf...u serz....we got 17/20...and yeh..i was like..hmm.thats pretty funny..we goty exactly the same questions rong....NOW>>>>AFTER LIKE>....5 mins.,...near the end when we were all gonna go...THIS FUKIN IDIOTS>>>>LEANS IN ON ME>.and hes like "honestly...i copied u..i dont kno the name of the drinks and yeh i copied" and omg i was like "yeh man..no worries" but fukin inside i was like WTF MAN SIF FUKIN COPY ME....coz the instructor gave me a dirty...or this werid look...like..he kinda stood me up on teh spot..made it look like i copied him so jesus christ LIKE>>>>WAIT>...why the fuk would u tell me in the first place..like....just keep it to urself...
ahhh this guy....WEIRD MOFO
SO YEH!!! i belive that wasnt really entertainin....OH WAIT...i can think of one CURRY thing that pissed me off today....iw as at work riute..after the barskills coarse..and this dumb fuker indian...BIGGEST TITEARSE EVER.....we have these tshirt...we sell for 7 buks each..or 3 for 18 yeh...and hes like in the buiggest curry accent "if we buy bulk (and the way he said bulk was fukin too funny..just try sayin bulk curry style now..LMAO) can we get a discount" ..so i turn the sign around..and show him that..we were sellin it for 8 buks each yesteday...and today..we sellin for 7 buks each....3 for 18..so basically if u wanted to buy alot..its just 6 buks each...no more discount...
and hes like " 15 t shirts...i want 5.50 each..." like jesus christ...igve given u like the biggest discvount already..and u wanna fukin take it 50c morwe..u fukin duimb indian curry fuker...and FUKIN HE MESSES UP MY WHLE TABLE>>>AND HE ENDS UP BUYIN 3 fukin tshirts..LIKE WTF>>>>WHY THE FUK DO U ASK TO BUY BUILK AND SHIT>>>WHEN UR NOT GONNA BUY...sometimes i think they just ask about buyin in bulk..to make em look less tite..but yeh..gayneess
FUK ME DEAD>>MY HANDS HURT from typin..lmao....thats it for tonite
why do we always replace the L with and R and vice versa? haha its so funny...
i watched this movie called lethal weapon 4...u guys prolly seen it...theres this section thats fukin fuunny
cop: can we order some flied lice
old azn dude: its fried rice u PLICK
lmao ok...mayb that sounded a lil gay and random..but oh wells
ANYWAYS...yesterday...did my RSA...and omg...it was the most boring and tiring shit ever....we sit tehre for 6 hrs plus breaks and learn about the fukin law and all this jaberwokker (meaningless) shit. like fukin gimme my rsa and let me go..lol...yeh
so then...went to a frends 18th dinner....then went to malone bar to celebrate anas 18th HAPPY 18th ana and yeh....omgeh i believe i drank a lil too much...by the time we left the place..i felt i wasnt intoxicated enough so me mo and anthony went to buy more alki and bloody....drink on the street like hobos ROFL..and bloody this fat lady flashed us her titties..like omgeh..wth man...can u please not...ALTHOUGH at the time i didnt care and was cheerin her on..ahaha...so i got home all drunk and yeh woke up at 7 this morning...coz i had to do the bar skills coarse...and yeh...it was good man...good practical work..none of that theory bullshit
anyways....all that shit i rote just there is boring...sorry i will entertain now..with this story
ACTUALLY..fukin..i dont think its that really funny...more like....wth can u please go away
so anyways...today at the bartrainin thing..i met this korean guy rite...he was 20..used to go cheso..and i thought he was cool and u kno....aiite dude
i was rong..THIS GUY WAS A LOSER AND A HALF..jesus christ....
LIKE>>>>EVERYONE THAT DOES THE RSA AND BARSKILLS AND SHIBANESCA WHATEVER...wants a job in bartending rite
i ask him...so u gonna get a job rite after and shit..and hes like "i only got this because..i wanna try a bit of everythin" like....HUH...wt mcfuk..
neways...even more...this guy...omg...tries so hard.....its actually really funny to watch
lmao..like we get behind the bar rite..and we have to make drinks and shit in a certain amount of time and..since hes kinda fob....and he doesnt drink at all...he doesnt kno the names of drinks and shit
so...like..this was the practice exercise today rite..like..us..the customers...we order somethin...and hes gotta make it rite...and like..once we order...he duno wtf the drink is..so he bends down and fukin reads all the labels...and still gets the fukin drinks rong....and the way he does everythin...is so dramatic like..dude..its not the end of the world...fukin..he was so concerned he wouldnt make the time limit,,..in the exerece..u had to open a beer and serve it....U OPEN IT WITH A FUKIN BOTTLE OPENER>>>HE FUKIN RIPS IT OFF WITH HIS FUKIH HANDS>>>LIKE FUKIN LMAO...hahaha
ahaha whats even more funny is...like..u kno...hes doin evetythin rong and shit..and i bet hes gettin embarrased and shit..its funny.....in the mornin..the first exercise was to pour into shot glasses...exactly 30ml....no short pouring or over pouring..and this guy..does it EXACTLY 30mls rite..and hes givin every1 these fukin gay looks of "i got 30 mls and u didnt" LOL.. yeh neways..i dont see how that joins with what im talkin about..
NOW THE THING THAT TOPPED IT OFF ABOUT THIS LOSER IS...rite at the end ok? tehre was this quiz we had to do...and like...the instructore was like....if u dont get 15/20 rite im gonna take a picture of ur face and stick it up for...and he said somethnin about...makin the guy stay behind after and make him get it all rite....ok..so like every1 knew this guy was kidding...but oh no my frends...the korean dude..hu sits like..next to me...takes it seriously...he was askin me throughout the day...we have test later? is it gonna b hard? yada yada... like bro its a fukin QUIZ!!! so wait..that isnt what topped it off about this stupid kunt....like....we all finished test rite..and HE FINISHED FIRST...and was givin ppl those gay "I CAME FIRST" looks....and i gave it in 2nd coz yeh.i fnished...and bloody hell....u kno what...the instruictor was like "u guys are sus...u both got exacttly the same questions rong" and i was like omg wtf...u serz....we got 17/20...and yeh..i was like..hmm.thats pretty funny..we goty exactly the same questions rong....NOW>>>>AFTER LIKE>....5 mins.,...near the end when we were all gonna go...THIS FUKIN IDIOTS>>>>LEANS IN ON ME>.and hes like "honestly...i copied u..i dont kno the name of the drinks and yeh i copied" and omg i was like "yeh man..no worries" but fukin inside i was like WTF MAN SIF FUKIN COPY ME....coz the instructor gave me a dirty...or this werid look...like..he kinda stood me up on teh spot..made it look like i copied him so jesus christ LIKE>>>>WAIT>...why the fuk would u tell me in the first place..like....just keep it to urself...
ahhh this guy....WEIRD MOFO
SO YEH!!! i belive that wasnt really entertainin....OH WAIT...i can think of one CURRY thing that pissed me off today....iw as at work riute..after the barskills coarse..and this dumb fuker indian...BIGGEST TITEARSE EVER.....we have these tshirt...we sell for 7 buks each..or 3 for 18 yeh...and hes like in the buiggest curry accent "if we buy bulk (and the way he said bulk was fukin too funny..just try sayin bulk curry style now..LMAO) can we get a discount" ..so i turn the sign around..and show him that..we were sellin it for 8 buks each yesteday...and today..we sellin for 7 buks each....3 for 18..so basically if u wanted to buy alot..its just 6 buks each...no more discount...
and hes like " 15 t shirts...i want 5.50 each..." like jesus christ...igve given u like the biggest discvount already..and u wanna fukin take it 50c morwe..u fukin duimb indian curry fuker...and FUKIN HE MESSES UP MY WHLE TABLE>>>AND HE ENDS UP BUYIN 3 fukin tshirts..LIKE WTF>>>>WHY THE FUK DO U ASK TO BUY BUILK AND SHIT>>>WHEN UR NOT GONNA BUY...sometimes i think they just ask about buyin in bulk..to make em look less tite..but yeh..gayneess
FUK ME DEAD>>MY HANDS HURT from typin..lmao....thats it for tonite