FACT.

[sayaka]

Sayaka:
Fact: Barack Obama can pwn you at counterstrike.

Lintilla:
Fact: Barack Obama is the son of Zeus.

Sayaka:
Fact: Barack Obama has no anus.

Lintilla:
Fact: Barack Obama is made of sunshine and unicorn farts.

Sayaka:
Fact: Barack Obama is Superman.

Lintilla:
Fact: Barack Obama loves the cock.

Sayaka:
Fact: Barack Obama runs Bartertown.

Lintilla:
Fact: Barack Obama is a champion breakdancer.

Sayaka:
Fact: Barack Obama is the lead singer of Duran Duran.

Lintilla:
Fact: Barack Obama once wrestled a hippopotamus.

Sayaka:
Fact: Barack Obama is a world class DJ.

Lintilla:
Fact: Barack Obama can roundhouse kick Chuck Norris in the face.

Sayaka:
Fact: Barack Obama fought Jet Li.

Lintilla:
Fact: Barack Obama baked me a delicious cookie.