Working in a Bookstore (to the tune of Discovery's Boom De Yada)

[saya22]

(Two booksellers, staring at a mountainous pile of new books, waiting to be displayed)

BOOKSELLER 1: It doesn't get old, huh?
BOOKSELLER 2: (sigh) ...nope.
BOOKSELLER 1: It kinda makes you wanna--
BOOKSELLER 2: --break into song?
BOOKSELLER 1: Yup.
BOOKSELLER 2: (facepalm) *grumble* *grumble*

I love the thrillers
I love the fantasies
I love historical
with all its war scenes
I love all kinds of books
except for Twilight craps

Boom de yada
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I love that Potter kid
I love Yann Martell too
PTerry rocks my socks
Neil Gaiman's pretty cool
I love most writers
But James P's gotta STOP

Boom de yada
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I love our customers
Old grannies and young teens
Even the snobby ones
They're kinda funny too
I hate the kids though
Except when they trip up

Boom de yada
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I love my bookstore
We have the largest range
I love my colleagues
They're kinda mental though
I love the sales floor!
So get your ass off them

Boom de yada
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I love to complain
But I do love my job
Meet many people
And discounts on the books!
I am a bookseller
And damn I'm proud of me

Boom de yada
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