War of Seduction/Kyuhyun's Little Game Round 2 Part 3
OMFG. WHY A THIRD PART. F! OMG. SO TIRED. ITS ALMOST 4! I have an essay to write. BUT GAHHHHHH....
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Title: War Of Seduction/Kyuhyun's Little Game
Author: Say.Sin.O.O. Ah! ( saya19 and siin00)
Round: 2 (Warning: Long! Very!) Part 3
“You are not my son!”
“Surprise!” Kyuhyun grinned proudly. However, that face fell very soon.
“Oh my god!”
There was more than just one pair of eyes looking at him. There were eight pairs. And they were all looking at a chocolate Kyuhyun. Literally chocolate. Kyuhyun, for the sake of this game, had doused himself fully with chocolate syrup. He had managed to squeeze the last of the remaining bottle left. He made sure his efficiency would help him here. He had made very sure that his bare body was covered. His chest, arms, chocolate abs, legs but his face had also been spared from the annoyance. His boxers had also stayed on. Kyuhyun had some sort of dignity still in him. And it probably would’ve felt uncomfortable anyways. Kyuhyun liked to feel comfortable when he was…
He had meant to seduce Shindong this way but there were certainly other obstacles right now. And he had been so sure of his plan when he opened the door. Definitely more than he had intended for. It was a bad situation. Both Umma and Appa were there.
“Oops. Did I interrupt something?” Kyuhyun brought a hand to the back of his head. He walked forward. Umma’s eyes went very wide. “Can you excuse me for a second. I just need to…”
“You are not my son!” Leeteuk advanced on him.
“Wait! Umma! Ow! Ow! No! Stop! Ow!” Kyuhyun raised his arms to protect himself from Umma’s concentrated beating.
“Not…my…son!” Each word was emphasized by another smack. Leeteuk recoiled a bit when he got chocolate on himself but then decided it was much more important to give Kyuhyun a beating. “Why are you undressed? And why are you wasting perfectly good chocolate sauce?”
“Yeah!” Shindong agreed.
“It was for you.”
“Oh.”
“Bad son! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! Who taught you to be this way? Umma will punish him! Tell me! Who did you learn this from?” Leeteuk continued.
“Kang-” Another person was injured.
“Ow! Umma! Stop it! It hurts!”
“It should! I can’t believe I gave birth to a son like you! As your Umma, I am ashamed of raising you up like this. You used to be a good cute little boy.”
“I’ve only known you for a few years.” Kyuhyun pointed out.
“I birthed you!” Leeteuk glared and started beating again. “You are such a bad son. Bad!”
Kyuhyun took a quick minute between the howls to give Zhoumi a quick pleading look. Zhoumi knew well what it was for. He sighed then tentatively he raised his arm.
“Umma…Kyuhyun isn’t the bad one. I am.”
Everyone looked at Zhoumi.
“I may have…already…done it…with..”
“With?” Umma’s eyes went wide again. “Which one of my babies?”
“Ummm…Henry…”
“THE YOUNGEST? MY BABY OF ALL BABIES?” Umma exploded. Angry. Danger. Danger was in the room. And maybe death.
“What? It wasn’t even anything. I mean…it was just once. Like 5 seconds. He got scared.” Zhoumi started backing away from a quickly progressing Leeteuk. “I mean he came onto-Ow! Ow! Umma! Hear me out! Ow!”
“My bad sons! You are not my sons! How could you do this to your brothers this way! It’s wrong.”
“We’re not related.” Heechul pointed out.
Leeteuk turned around and gave a death glare. Heechul’s smart smile disappeared.
“How taught you guys to be this way? I WILL HURT HIM.”
Someone was impaled before he could speak.
“Both of you, Out! Out! Now! Kyuhyun, go wash yourself. And Zhoumi, I’m disappointed in you. You must leave. Banned from Baby Protection Army. You are unreliable. Now out! Go! I will not. I cannot. Out! Out!”
Leeteuk chased the boys out of the room, not forgetting to hit them a couple more times until the two were successfully thrown out. When he came back in the room, Shindong spoke.
“I think Kyuhyun wanted to..”
“No! You stay!” Leeteuk pointed a finger at him. Face very strict. Shindong obeyed. Scared.
“MY BABIES!” Leeteuk fell and wailed and Kangin quickly rushed to him.
“Ummmm…I hate to burst your bubble but I may not be so reliable either so can I…”
“Go! Just go!”
Heechul left the room.
“Ummmm…I might not be reliable either but not because of Heechul’s reason, I…”
“Go! Just go! Anyone else who can’t…just go!” Leeteuk, his face falling with overwhelming sadness, threw one arm at the door.
A few more left.
“Will you help me, dear?”
“Ummmm…ah, honey, I know. I’ll go see if I can convince them to reconsider.” Kangin left the room in a hurry.
Umma looked up and saw two had remained.
“My good sons!” Leeteuk reached up and embraced the two.
“Ummmm…I just want to help because I think it’s wrong.” Yesung said awkwardly in the struggle.
“Oh my boy!”
“Ummmm…I’ll do it if we get a bigger fridge.”
“Anything Shindong. Just help Umma! Umma is proud of you.”
And they remained this way for a little while, waiting for Umma to start explaining the plan. Baby Protection Army was formed.
Kyuhyun walked back to his room after cleaning up. He would also have to clean the kitchen soon. But for right now, he was tired and feeling very rejected so the kitchen didn’t matter. He opened the door as he tousled his wet hair with a towel. Zhoumi was lying on his bed. Kyuhyun sighed.
“I have nothing to serve you now.”
“That’s not true.” Zhoumi smiled and patted the bed beside him.
“No, Zhoumi. I’m not going to have sex with you.”
“Well…we don’t have to have sex I mean. Your game only covers the doing but you know, we can still have some fun in other ways.”
Kyuhyun was interested. He had been so deprived lately that he didn’t care much anymore. They had both been unsatisfied today and it was showing greatly in their mutual feeling. Need.
“You know…” Zhoumi smiled when Kyuhyun fell on the bed in the space beside him. “We’ve always…”
“Hey!” Zhoumi had licked a part of Kyuhyun’s neck sensually.
“You missed a spot.”
“You didn’t have to be sexy about it.”
Zhoumi chuckled. “Where’s the fun in that?”
“Whatever.”
“We’ve always had the best foreplay together and that…” Zhoumi’s eyes meeting his darkly. “…that doesn’t break the rules now does it?”
“No.” Kyuhyun thought for a second but Zhoumi was already kissing down his stomach. “No, it…”
His sentence was caught off by a very very loud and pleasured moan. Zhoumi smiled. Big. Kyuhyun finally gave in.
Shindong had finally managed to escape the strong grasps of Umma. He was still curious about the chocolate even if it was a guilty thing. After all, Leeteuk had just given them a long list or rules and things to look out for or to avoid. Naked babies was one of them. But Shindong liked chocolate too much and when he saw Kyuhyun’s body drizzled in it, it was just body art. The best body art he’d ever seen. Body food. And he knew he would have to have a taste. Kyuhyun had probably used up the whole bottle anyways and that upset Shindong. They had just bought that bottle a few days ago. He would want his fair share.
Shindong followed the chocolate trail closely. It was a bit difficult because it ran through the halls quite a bit. At first, Shindong had found his way to the kitchen and to his dismay, there was no chocolate Kyuhyun. Then the trail had led him to the washroom. No chocolate. No Kyuhyun. Finally, he had found the last of the chocolate stains outside of Kyuhyun’s room. He excitedly approached. His hand on the knob when he heard noises. Shindong leaned his ear in against the door. Curious.
“Ah! Zhoumi, stop that! I know there’s nothing left on me.”
“Is that supposed to stop me?”
“Come on, Leeteuk will kill me when he sees the kitchen.”
“That’s your fault. And so is this.”
There was some rustling and a silence as presumably something was shown to the other.
“A big fault.”
“Fix it.”
“Fix me first.”
Then there were more similar noises to the previous.
Shindong let go of the metal. He walked away. Disappointed. All the chocolate was gone now. He stepped into a smudge of chocolate. That depressed him even more. He returned back to his room which had now been fully evacuated. He reminisced about the chocolate he could have had. That depressed him more. He fell on his bed. Tired. It had been a long day. Tommorow he had a job. It was probably a good thing that Kyuhyun was unavailable. He was a member of the Baby Protection Army now. He would guard over the babies. A long day tomorrow.
“Kyuhyun!” Leeteuk’s scream was heard. “Kyuhyun! You come here right now!”
Umma probably noticed the mess now.
Shindong smiled. That would surely break those two up. Revenge. Then he fell asleep. Tommorow would be a big day. A lot would be happening.
“Mmmm…Chocolate Kyuhyun…”
Seduction Points
Name Point Value
Ryeowook 19 (You may be bruised - Beware of sexy kicks)
Shindong 13 (Utillize chocolate weakness - Beware of fun-ruiner meetings)
Siwon 10 (Don’t try this at home)
Kangin 10 (Submit - Caution - Resistance is futile/harmful)
Kibum 8 (Touch his heart/him)
Hankyung 6 (Wear a Siwon mask)
Yesung 6 (On a good day)
Henry 5 (Beware of Leeteuk)
Sungmin 4 (When he’s in the mood - often)
Kyuhyun 3 (Never hurts to try)
Zhoumi 1 (Mine - but he’s easy - Catch him while he’s hot)
Donghae 1 (Anything works)
Leeteuk 1 (Marked by Kangin)
Heechul ½ (Still good anywhere, anytime, anyplace - Up for grabs)
Eunhyuk ½ (…He’s lower than Heechul - Can’t get lower than that…)
Score Sheet/Leader Board
Round 1
Name Points
Kangin 9
Henry 2
Donghae 1½
Kyuhyun 0
OMFG. FINALLY DONE. PART 3!!! AT THIS RATE. IT WILL END UP....F...OMG. NOT ANOTHER BOOK. LOL. EROTIC BOOK? Eww. I'm so bad. I hope you enjoyed. Feel, free to tell us if it's too wierd.