It rains. We all come out looking damp and feeling cold. Example: Matthew Murphy.
We lie down in parks and make interesting formations. Friends not included in formations then go, "Yo, that's a cool formation you've got going on. Let's immortalize it through photography." Sadly our formation is too big and amazing to be captured in a single picture; thus I present it to you in parts.
This is part one: "Guys! Look serene!"
Part two: "Now, let me just place these shoes...there we go. Art!"
Part three: I didn't actually hear the announcement that a photo was being taken. That's cool, I guess.
Yeah, so, don't see "Cannibal Holocaust". I now know what a turtle's innards look like. I almost puked. I also cried. Twice.