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-----Original Message-----
From: M Pricci
To: NEMESlS 9
Sent: Wed, 12 Oct 2005 12:16:21 AM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: No Subject
Michael,
I tried to call you to find out how you managed to get your things up to school. However, your voice mail is full. Please, delete some of your mail so that I can leave a message. Also, there were some messages for you on the answering machine.
I was very upset when I went into my bed tonight and smelled your body odor on my new comforter. I should not have to wash it every time you enter my room! I think it is disgusting that you do not shower and even more revolting that you use my bed. Period. The fact that you use my bed when you are needing a shower is totally nauseating!
I asked you to take a shower last night and I asked you not to sleep on my bed. I am very tired of the disrespect. I am very tired of having to say these things to you over and over. You are a smart person and I can't help but feel that you are being passive aggressive by negating what I say to you and doing whatever the hell you wish. I had to get up out of bed to write this to you, because I couldn't sleep with your odor in my face.
Also, the living room is not yours to dump in. I am very tired of your lack of respect for the public areas in this apartment, including the bathroom. You must show consideration for others, including me.
Your mother.
From: M Pricci
To: NEMESlS 9
Sent: Wed, 12 Oct 2005 12:16:21 AM Eastern Daylight Time
Subject: No Subject
Michael,
I tried to call you to find out how you managed to get your things up to school. However, your voice mail is full. Please, delete some of your mail so that I can leave a message. Also, there were some messages for you on the answering machine.
I was very upset when I went into my bed tonight and smelled your body odor on my new comforter. I should not have to wash it every time you enter my room! I think it is disgusting that you do not shower and even more revolting that you use my bed. Period. The fact that you use my bed when you are needing a shower is totally nauseating!
I asked you to take a shower last night and I asked you not to sleep on my bed. I am very tired of the disrespect. I am very tired of having to say these things to you over and over. You are a smart person and I can't help but feel that you are being passive aggressive by negating what I say to you and doing whatever the hell you wish. I had to get up out of bed to write this to you, because I couldn't sleep with your odor in my face.
Also, the living room is not yours to dump in. I am very tired of your lack of respect for the public areas in this apartment, including the bathroom. You must show consideration for others, including me.
Your mother.