Chapter four: "Enter: The Advisor and The Comic Relief ^2"
Lord Jesus was a small man in comparison to even young boys, but this was often overlooked, for he was known for several hundred miles as the "Ultimate Strategist, the Land-Walker." At this moment, he sat in a small forest, upon a mossy stump, awaiting the return of his trusted escort. He looked into the sky, and his eyelids closed down partially. In his mind's eye, he saw a vision of sorts; he beheld three dragons, one green, one black, and one gray, swirling about each other, in perfect harmony. Each dragon held the other two close, appearing brotherly. Each of their eyes began to glow faintly, then brighter and brighter, until Jesus awoke against the stump. He looked around, and leaned back, trying to make sense of the vision. A few moments later, a horrible singing could be heard from behind the trees; it was Beefcake, the Mighty.
Jesus thought of Beefcake for a moment... and laughed, hearing him singing. 'More like Beefcake the Mighty horrible singer.' he thought, chuckling to himself. Beefcake was similar to Saxx; he had a decent amount of muscle, but not enough to slow him down. Beefcake did indeed possess more physical strength, but Saxx's physical prowess and overall ability far surpassed his. Like both Saxx and Zakk, he had long hair, but his wasn't as long as Saxx's fiery red hair, nor did he keep his hair tied in front to hide his face such as Zakk did; Zakk did so, because he let none who saw his face survive to tell of it. Only Lord Saxx had seen his face.
Speaking of the "Whirlwind of Destruction," I haven't properly described them to you. So, here goes.
Lord Saxx stood about six feet tall, and wore a green chestplate. Under it was a cloth shirt, and he wore baggy green pants with a large sash. His weapon was a great sword, easily seven feet long, and two feet wide; his most used weapon, though, was his long katana, also approximately seven feet long. His hair was long and red, often kept in a ponytail. He wore a green bandana atop his head, and had a aura about him, something that made him to be feared.
Lord Zakk, too, was a somewhat tall fellow, with long, thick, black hair. When in battle, his hair was tied back, for all who lay eyes upon his face shall be slaughtered by his blade. When he is not in battle, he wears a brace around his neck to hold his hair over his face. He wore bloodred demon armor and gauntlets, with a bloodstained sash. His weapons of choice are the Pikes of Heaven and Hell.
Lord Outsider is only slightly shorter than his brothers, and keeps himself covered in a black cloak and long coat. His hair is short, and his face is as perfect as jade. Among the three, he is the most attractive and influential, but he is also just as antisocial. His weapon of choice is his "Spear that shears the Heavens," commonly called the "Outsider's Torment."
Jesus, clad in a black robe and wielding the "Staff of the Stars," stood quite short; a mere four-and-a-half feet. But, what he lacked in height, he more than made up for in power. His magical influence far outranked even Lord Saxx's and Lord Outsider's, and his intelligence was a match for even Lord Saxx, who was at one point called the "Ultimate Strategist"; of course, Lord Jesus stole the title from him, for only he could. Jesus was a feared foe and beloved ally.
Beefcake, the Mighty (horrible singer), though, was a large man. He stood easily eight feet tall, though possessed about as much muscle mass as Lord Zakk. But, one endearing and yet revolting attribute of Lord Beefcake, the Mighty (horrible singer) was that he was a cannibal, and would often pluck his foes from the battlefield to "chomp" their head(s) off. This often led to indigestion, but he still enjoyed the taste of "raw orphan meat." He especially loves to eat babies; he finds them to be a delicacy.
More later!
Jesus thought of Beefcake for a moment... and laughed, hearing him singing. 'More like Beefcake the Mighty horrible singer.' he thought, chuckling to himself. Beefcake was similar to Saxx; he had a decent amount of muscle, but not enough to slow him down. Beefcake did indeed possess more physical strength, but Saxx's physical prowess and overall ability far surpassed his. Like both Saxx and Zakk, he had long hair, but his wasn't as long as Saxx's fiery red hair, nor did he keep his hair tied in front to hide his face such as Zakk did; Zakk did so, because he let none who saw his face survive to tell of it. Only Lord Saxx had seen his face.
Speaking of the "Whirlwind of Destruction," I haven't properly described them to you. So, here goes.
Lord Saxx stood about six feet tall, and wore a green chestplate. Under it was a cloth shirt, and he wore baggy green pants with a large sash. His weapon was a great sword, easily seven feet long, and two feet wide; his most used weapon, though, was his long katana, also approximately seven feet long. His hair was long and red, often kept in a ponytail. He wore a green bandana atop his head, and had a aura about him, something that made him to be feared.
Lord Zakk, too, was a somewhat tall fellow, with long, thick, black hair. When in battle, his hair was tied back, for all who lay eyes upon his face shall be slaughtered by his blade. When he is not in battle, he wears a brace around his neck to hold his hair over his face. He wore bloodred demon armor and gauntlets, with a bloodstained sash. His weapons of choice are the Pikes of Heaven and Hell.
Lord Outsider is only slightly shorter than his brothers, and keeps himself covered in a black cloak and long coat. His hair is short, and his face is as perfect as jade. Among the three, he is the most attractive and influential, but he is also just as antisocial. His weapon of choice is his "Spear that shears the Heavens," commonly called the "Outsider's Torment."
Jesus, clad in a black robe and wielding the "Staff of the Stars," stood quite short; a mere four-and-a-half feet. But, what he lacked in height, he more than made up for in power. His magical influence far outranked even Lord Saxx's and Lord Outsider's, and his intelligence was a match for even Lord Saxx, who was at one point called the "Ultimate Strategist"; of course, Lord Jesus stole the title from him, for only he could. Jesus was a feared foe and beloved ally.
Beefcake, the Mighty (horrible singer), though, was a large man. He stood easily eight feet tall, though possessed about as much muscle mass as Lord Zakk. But, one endearing and yet revolting attribute of Lord Beefcake, the Mighty (horrible singer) was that he was a cannibal, and would often pluck his foes from the battlefield to "chomp" their head(s) off. This often led to indigestion, but he still enjoyed the taste of "raw orphan meat." He especially loves to eat babies; he finds them to be a delicacy.
More later!