EDIT: honestly, how did I fuck up a copy/paste?
What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Inland North
You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."
The Northeast
The South
The Midland
Philadelphia
North Central
The West
Boston
What American accent do you have? You should hear me pronounce "both"...with an L.
PS: Just a tiny bit depressed, but it's my fault.