Very Bad Translations
So, I got sushi for lunch today. As I'm unsheathing my chopsticks and preparing to dig in, my eye is caught by the text on the chopstick wrapper. Here it is, in all it's erroneous glory: (I'm not adding, or taking away. This is EXACTLY how it appears. Spelling, capitalization, made up words, etc...)
"Welcome to Chinese Restaurant.
Please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history and cultual."
BAMBOO CHOPSTICKS
PRODUCT OF CHINA
-Now here's the "How to use chopsticks" instructions:
"Learn how to use your chopsticks"
"Tuk under tnurnb and held firmly"
"Add second chcostick hold it as you hold a pencil"
"Hold tirst chopstick in original position move the second one up and down Now you can pick up anything"
PRODUCTOF
CHINA
(>'.')> D <('.'<)
"Welcome to Chinese Restaurant.
Please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history and cultual."
BAMBOO CHOPSTICKS
PRODUCT OF CHINA
-Now here's the "How to use chopsticks" instructions:
"Learn how to use your chopsticks"
"Tuk under tnurnb and held firmly"
"Add second chcostick hold it as you hold a pencil"
"Hold tirst chopstick in original position move the second one up and down Now you can pick up anything"
PRODUCTOF
CHINA
(>'.')> D <('.'<)