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ASa8657416: goddamnit Japan robots are terrifying
DF WhiteShadow: i don't even know how to reply to you anymore
ASa8657416: what?
ASa8657416: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahJjF2fLSl8
ASa8657416: did you watch that?
ASa8657416: Its terrifying
DF WhiteShadow: yea... unfortunately i don't speak japanese
ASa8657416: well the point is they made a robot with eerily fluid movements.
ASa8657416: it looks like a guy in a suit and it scares me.
DF WhiteShadow: lol
ASa8657416: what is up The Turk?
ASa8657416: killed any gypsies?
DF WhiteShadow: only a few
DF WhiteShadow: im off my game
ASa8657416: well they summer in the north
DF WhiteShadow is away at 4:04 AM
DF WhiteShadow: hmm in the north you say
DF WhiteShadow: i might have to attack them in the north then
DF WhiteShadow: where is their stronghold?
ASa8657416: gypsies are nomads they dont have a stronghold
Auto response from DF WhiteShadow: I am away from my computer right now.
DF WhiteShadow: you are wrong
DF WhiteShadow: there must be
DF WhiteShadow: a... gypsie homeland
ASa8657416: ...no theres not that is why they are gypsies
DF WhiteShadow: STOP YOU LIE
DF WhiteShadow: I WILL END YOU
DF WhiteShadow: WHERE IS THE GYPSIE HOMELAND!
DF WhiteShadow: traitor
DF WhiteShadow: i knew you were one of them
DF WhiteShadow: i have ways of making you talk
ASa8657416: oh man
ASa8657416: make me talk
ASa8657416: make ME TALK?!
DF WhiteShadow: that's right, i will lock you in a room with that robot
DF WhiteShadow: and not let you out until you either talk, or have sex with it
ASa8657416: YOU DONT KNOW WHO YOUR DEALING WITHno not the robot
DF WhiteShadow: yes the robot
ASa8657416: you have no access to the robot youve probably never even met a japanise person
DF WhiteShadow: i totally had sex with one last week yo
DF WhiteShadow: and i watch lots of anime
DF WhiteShadow: i bet they would let me borrow it
DF WhiteShadow: if i asked them nicely
ASa8657416: well it wont help because I was telling the truth there is no gypsie homeland there filthy nomads
DF WhiteShadow: i will have my sources check into this
DF WhiteShadow: you better be right Eyes
DF WhiteShadow: or soon, i will have to come up with a new nick name for you
ASa8657416: Dont you talk down to me. Turk.
DF WhiteShadow: The turk is hungry
ASa8657416: THE TURK MUST HAVE A DELICIOUS MINI PIZZA
ASa8657416: NOW
DF WhiteShadow: The turk... is intrigued by your offer of a delicious mini pizza
ASa8657416: Are you in houston?
DF WhiteShadow: where must the turk go to obtain this delicious morsel of american culinary design
DF WhiteShadow: alas, the turk is in dallas
ASa8657416: trapped in the suck hole of texas
DF WhiteShadow: unfortunately
DF WhiteShadow: well.. there are lots of sex shops in the suck hole of dallas
ASa8657416: So?
DF WhiteShadow: filled with plenty of toys to fill one's suck hole
DF WhiteShadow: i could potentially plug the suck hole of texas
ASa8657416: This new mission is intruging
DF WhiteShadow: i will scout the toy shops for something which claims it can "plug a suck hole"
DF WhiteShadow: and then purchase their largest one
DF WhiteShadow: however, in order to bring ink and paper into this, the wording on the packaging must say suck hole plug
DF WhiteShadow: or suggested use, suck hole
ASa8657416: I think your going to need something a little bigger than an average sex shop item to plug a city man
Auto response from DF WhiteShadow: I am away from my computer right now.
DF WhiteShadow: perhaps we can create one
ASa8657416: call your crooked union contacts The Turk.
ASa8657416: weve got some designing to do
DF WhiteShadow: what are suck hole plugs comprised of these days?
DF WhiteShadow: latex? silicon?
ASa8657416: latex sounds right
ASa8657416: finding 43 metric tones of latex will be easy
ASa8657416: its the 10 story butt plug mold that is the trick
DF WhiteShadow: hmmm
DF WhiteShadow: ill get on it
DF WhiteShadow: i might have to delve into photoshop for this one
ASa8657416: delve.
DF WhiteShadow: im off to bed eyes
ASa8657416: WHAT WE PLAN TO DO HERE TODAY....
ASa8657416: IS SOMETHING NO MAN HAS ATTEPTED BEFORE
DF WhiteShadow: hopefully, we will go down in history for this
ASa8657416: WITH THIS LATEX VESSLE AS OUR GUIDE
DF WhiteShadow: i cannot think of anything more fitting
ASa8657416: WE PLAN TO "PENETRATE TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH"
DF WhiteShadow: i don't even know how to reply to you anymore
ASa8657416: what?
ASa8657416: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahJjF2fLSl8
ASa8657416: did you watch that?
ASa8657416: Its terrifying
DF WhiteShadow: yea... unfortunately i don't speak japanese
ASa8657416: well the point is they made a robot with eerily fluid movements.
ASa8657416: it looks like a guy in a suit and it scares me.
DF WhiteShadow: lol
ASa8657416: what is up The Turk?
ASa8657416: killed any gypsies?
DF WhiteShadow: only a few
DF WhiteShadow: im off my game
ASa8657416: well they summer in the north
DF WhiteShadow is away at 4:04 AM
DF WhiteShadow: hmm in the north you say
DF WhiteShadow: i might have to attack them in the north then
DF WhiteShadow: where is their stronghold?
ASa8657416: gypsies are nomads they dont have a stronghold
Auto response from DF WhiteShadow: I am away from my computer right now.
DF WhiteShadow: you are wrong
DF WhiteShadow: there must be
DF WhiteShadow: a... gypsie homeland
ASa8657416: ...no theres not that is why they are gypsies
DF WhiteShadow: STOP YOU LIE
DF WhiteShadow: I WILL END YOU
DF WhiteShadow: WHERE IS THE GYPSIE HOMELAND!
DF WhiteShadow: traitor
DF WhiteShadow: i knew you were one of them
DF WhiteShadow: i have ways of making you talk
ASa8657416: oh man
ASa8657416: make me talk
ASa8657416: make ME TALK?!
DF WhiteShadow: that's right, i will lock you in a room with that robot
DF WhiteShadow: and not let you out until you either talk, or have sex with it
ASa8657416: YOU DONT KNOW WHO YOUR DEALING WITHno not the robot
DF WhiteShadow: yes the robot
ASa8657416: you have no access to the robot youve probably never even met a japanise person
DF WhiteShadow: i totally had sex with one last week yo
DF WhiteShadow: and i watch lots of anime
DF WhiteShadow: i bet they would let me borrow it
DF WhiteShadow: if i asked them nicely
ASa8657416: well it wont help because I was telling the truth there is no gypsie homeland there filthy nomads
DF WhiteShadow: i will have my sources check into this
DF WhiteShadow: you better be right Eyes
DF WhiteShadow: or soon, i will have to come up with a new nick name for you
ASa8657416: Dont you talk down to me. Turk.
DF WhiteShadow: The turk is hungry
ASa8657416: THE TURK MUST HAVE A DELICIOUS MINI PIZZA
ASa8657416: NOW
DF WhiteShadow: The turk... is intrigued by your offer of a delicious mini pizza
ASa8657416: Are you in houston?
DF WhiteShadow: where must the turk go to obtain this delicious morsel of american culinary design
DF WhiteShadow: alas, the turk is in dallas
ASa8657416: trapped in the suck hole of texas
DF WhiteShadow: unfortunately
DF WhiteShadow: well.. there are lots of sex shops in the suck hole of dallas
ASa8657416: So?
DF WhiteShadow: filled with plenty of toys to fill one's suck hole
DF WhiteShadow: i could potentially plug the suck hole of texas
ASa8657416: This new mission is intruging
DF WhiteShadow: i will scout the toy shops for something which claims it can "plug a suck hole"
DF WhiteShadow: and then purchase their largest one
DF WhiteShadow: however, in order to bring ink and paper into this, the wording on the packaging must say suck hole plug
DF WhiteShadow: or suggested use, suck hole
ASa8657416: I think your going to need something a little bigger than an average sex shop item to plug a city man
Auto response from DF WhiteShadow: I am away from my computer right now.
DF WhiteShadow: perhaps we can create one
ASa8657416: call your crooked union contacts The Turk.
ASa8657416: weve got some designing to do
DF WhiteShadow: what are suck hole plugs comprised of these days?
DF WhiteShadow: latex? silicon?
ASa8657416: latex sounds right
ASa8657416: finding 43 metric tones of latex will be easy
ASa8657416: its the 10 story butt plug mold that is the trick
DF WhiteShadow: hmmm
DF WhiteShadow: ill get on it
DF WhiteShadow: i might have to delve into photoshop for this one
ASa8657416: delve.
DF WhiteShadow: im off to bed eyes
ASa8657416: WHAT WE PLAN TO DO HERE TODAY....
ASa8657416: IS SOMETHING NO MAN HAS ATTEPTED BEFORE
DF WhiteShadow: hopefully, we will go down in history for this
ASa8657416: WITH THIS LATEX VESSLE AS OUR GUIDE
DF WhiteShadow: i cannot think of anything more fitting
ASa8657416: WE PLAN TO "PENETRATE TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH"