DF WhiteShadow: >.>
DF WhiteShadow: im bored
DF WhiteShadow: de-bored me
DF WhiteShadow: go
ASa8657416:
http://upload.enetation.co.uk/upload.php DF WhiteShadow: i have nothing to upload
DF WhiteShadow: next!
ASa8657416:
http://upload.enetation.co.uk/uploads/bf23444a1c.png DF WhiteShadow: the canadian army?
ASa8657416: what
DF WhiteShadow: what is that?
ASa8657416: huh
DF WhiteShadow: do you ever look in FYAD?
ASa8657416: >You are in a room. There is a door to your left. the floor smells strongly of pennys.
DF WhiteShadow: >exits
DF WhiteShadow: i like this idea, keep going
DF WhiteShadow: run with it
ASa8657416: >you have exited the game. you are sitting in your fart stained chair in your mothers basement. Your silk dragon shirt smells of tacos. There is a hallway to your left. Curent Relationship Status: Single.
DF WhiteShadow: >hallway
ASa8657416: >You shout "hallway" for no particular reason. Your mother yells at you to keep it down.
DF WhiteShadow: >access BYOB
ASa8657416: >Your fingers hungrly claw the keyboard as you bring up your favorite website, SOMETHINGAWFUL.COM.
You navigate to the forums and click on the BYOB link thinking to yourself "heh. time to chill with the cool kids"
DF WhiteShadow: >Read post about music and turn into angry internet guy.
ASa8657416: >You click on a thread titled "System of the Down, great band? or the greatest band?" Such disrespect for your narrown taste in music fills you with an overpowering sense of nerd rage. You click on the thread to distribute witty and well thought out burn to make the OP cry and make all the girls want to have sex with you.
What is your post?
DF WhiteShadow: System of a down? More like... SYSTEM OF A CLOWN!
ASa8657416: >You hit the submit button with a preternatural glee. "YOU JUST MADE A POST ON AN INTERNET FORUM we hope it didnt suck" pops up. "Heh", you think, "It sure as hell didnt". As soon as the page reloads you slam F5 with renewed vigor, knowing that THIS is the post that is going to make you an internet superstar. "All in need is a no content quote" you think, as you continue to pound F5. Its taking quite awhile. Then the impossible happens. The screen goes sickly green! The thread has been gassed! NOOOOOOoooo..
ASa8657416: ooo! You scream in agony. Your mother yells more angrily at you to keep it down. You have not achived forum superstardom. Relationship status: Single
DF WhiteShadow: damnit
DF WhiteShadow: this game is hard
DF WhiteShadow: >get ye vase
ASa8657416: >what vase?
DF WhiteShadow: >receives item "what vase"
ASa8657416: >what is "recives item "what vase"?
DF WhiteShadow: >play's world of warcraft hoping to find a girlfriend.
ASa8657416: >You sign on to world of warcraft
Loading...
ASa8657416: WOW has now loaded. You have 2 characters.
Narturofan12387, a level 57 taurn shaman
1, a level 1 dark elf
DF WhiteShadow: >sign on Narutofan12387
DF WhiteShadow: >masturbate
ASa8657416: >You are dropped into the world of Azeroth. The digital sun shines above you as you stare over the plains of the Tauren homeland, but this is not why your here, your running a quest of a much diffrent design. You must find someplace private or they will all "know".
You are in Thunderhoof.
ASa8657416: >You are AFK
DF WhiteShadow: >cast warstomp chainlightning
DF WhiteShadow: >go to auctionhauss
ASa8657416: You go to auction house. Everyone is standing in place errily crys of GOLD 4 PC AZR LIGHTING CROTCH 555 GOOOLD L@@K... permiate the room.