I. am a meatsmith
today i was the lord of all steak.
i represented 9 ounce filets like a motherfucker born on a farm. from a cow. except it wasnt a normal birth, i fucking punched my way out and grabbed all the choicest cuts on the way.. the fury contained within my fists searing them to a perfect medium well and the uniqueness of my then forming personality seasoning them like 11 savory herbs and motherfucking spices.
today, i became a man.
well.. actually i probably became closer to a woman than anything.. because its safe to say that most servers are women. thats ok though, that just means im surrounded by chicks, some of which have boobs worth oogling, and if there is one thing in this fucked up world i like to oogle.. its boobs. well.. actually.. i dont even really give a shit. at least not like some popped collar motherfucker that performs a 10 point inspection on every ass that walks by, but i mean.. im not going to deny my inherent desire to look at a boob every now and then. its in the interest of furthering the species and all. to deny such urges would be to deny my humanity, and im all about humanity.
i think im going to get some different caps this year. i always just paint with the regular krylon caps but im getting decent enough to be able to feel the need for better thickness control, so yea. im going to pick some of those up. and im going to put shit up this year that puts last years shit to shame. and im going to drink 40's while doing it, because anything less is totally unacceptable.
thats right. i said it.
i represented 9 ounce filets like a motherfucker born on a farm. from a cow. except it wasnt a normal birth, i fucking punched my way out and grabbed all the choicest cuts on the way.. the fury contained within my fists searing them to a perfect medium well and the uniqueness of my then forming personality seasoning them like 11 savory herbs and motherfucking spices.
today, i became a man.
well.. actually i probably became closer to a woman than anything.. because its safe to say that most servers are women. thats ok though, that just means im surrounded by chicks, some of which have boobs worth oogling, and if there is one thing in this fucked up world i like to oogle.. its boobs. well.. actually.. i dont even really give a shit. at least not like some popped collar motherfucker that performs a 10 point inspection on every ass that walks by, but i mean.. im not going to deny my inherent desire to look at a boob every now and then. its in the interest of furthering the species and all. to deny such urges would be to deny my humanity, and im all about humanity.
i think im going to get some different caps this year. i always just paint with the regular krylon caps but im getting decent enough to be able to feel the need for better thickness control, so yea. im going to pick some of those up. and im going to put shit up this year that puts last years shit to shame. and im going to drink 40's while doing it, because anything less is totally unacceptable.
thats right. i said it.