Assessment of liking--Patient: the Zenith
Pattern analysis has shown that if the Zenith likes a person in the more-than-friends way enough to pursue a relationship of the more-than-friends sort and said person reciprocates, this person always has or in short time reveals marked psychological, social, or general lifestyle problems of greater magnitude than the Zenith's. This inevitably sabotages the Zenith in other areas of its life, as it tends to give copiously of itself to help those it cares about. The majority of said persons also end up emitting incompatible or leaching energies, which depress or drain the Zenith, throw it into creative blocks, or, in most severe cases, char large black marks on its soul.
Pattern analysis has concluded that the Zenith will most likely never be attracted to a person who is well balanced. Social analysis theorizes that perfectly balanced people are not interesting [to the Zenith], and tend to exhibit behaviors too traditional in relationships for the Zenith to stomach. Social analysis has also shown that people who "get" the Zenith are about as rare as purple pennies. Fate analysis projects that should the Zenith encounter someone with a compatible energy and radiant, but well balanced zeal, who does not need SCUBA gear to understand it, who happens to fulfill the Zenith's physical preferences as well, said person will not reciprocate or they and the Zenith will be in two different places geographically or in too different of places in the course of their lives for anything to be allowed to develop.
Patient analysis has concluded that the Zenith is not perfectly well balanced, but honest about it, working on it, and getting better. Patient is once again desiring the company and affection of someone with *zing, who can keep up with it walking, literally and in every metaphorical interpretation, interaction with whom can be healthfully fit into its lack-of-spare time schedule. Fate and social analysis project that it is highly probable that this desire will remain unrequited, especially since the majority of the few people the Zenith feels can understand it and have something interesting to say are at least ten years older that itself.
It is probable that the patient is now going to lie in bed and fall asleep with a silly feel-good flick, such as 10 Things I Hate About You in its VCR.
*zing: A certainty of one's identity with the understanding of oneself that acknowledges the phantasmagoric nature thereof, an intense desire to learn and do, an energy of motivation and inspiration.
Pattern analysis has concluded that the Zenith will most likely never be attracted to a person who is well balanced. Social analysis theorizes that perfectly balanced people are not interesting [to the Zenith], and tend to exhibit behaviors too traditional in relationships for the Zenith to stomach. Social analysis has also shown that people who "get" the Zenith are about as rare as purple pennies. Fate analysis projects that should the Zenith encounter someone with a compatible energy and radiant, but well balanced zeal, who does not need SCUBA gear to understand it, who happens to fulfill the Zenith's physical preferences as well, said person will not reciprocate or they and the Zenith will be in two different places geographically or in too different of places in the course of their lives for anything to be allowed to develop.
Patient analysis has concluded that the Zenith is not perfectly well balanced, but honest about it, working on it, and getting better. Patient is once again desiring the company and affection of someone with *zing, who can keep up with it walking, literally and in every metaphorical interpretation, interaction with whom can be healthfully fit into its lack-of-spare time schedule. Fate and social analysis project that it is highly probable that this desire will remain unrequited, especially since the majority of the few people the Zenith feels can understand it and have something interesting to say are at least ten years older that itself.
It is probable that the patient is now going to lie in bed and fall asleep with a silly feel-good flick, such as 10 Things I Hate About You in its VCR.
*zing: A certainty of one's identity with the understanding of oneself that acknowledges the phantasmagoric nature thereof, an intense desire to learn and do, an energy of motivation and inspiration.