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Hey family and such!!!
Life is great here, I'm stocked on chocolet and potatoes so thanks alot!!! Its fun to show off the gugma giken akong ginikanan!!! (love from home). So I think me needs to appol. for the diet discription, I recieved mga leter bout that- but to be honest, duck eggs taste like chicken noodle soup!!! No I haven't eaten dog or cat yet, they're all disised!!! But I'm working on rounding up an anaconda (freakin' hudge snake) for a meal or 10 and a carabaw(actuall buffulo). No luck so far-
Our investigators are still awesome (when they get past the fact that there are two freakin guapo kanos in their house. Its fun to play with the kids cause they speak bisayan and I don't but I speak english and they do a little so we just play games like "name that item". I love it!!!
Umm............its still hot here!!! ..........thats all I got really, just workin' like a dog here- And sweatin' like a beast!! they all think that's so funny but they think it cute to have a massive nose (and I do here) and hair on your arms (two for two) and white, the pinika guapo trait (I actually got told I have pino-skin, by a pinoy!!! I'm so DARK!). But hey- if reagen wants to go to the jungle, I'll send her a tape and show her what its really like! Fun but if I wasn't wearing Christ's name on my chest, I know I would have been killed by the elements or my own lack of knowledge 'bout the jungle by now!!! Actually, I don't have a name tag anymore.... My first one got lost on a bus and so I wore the pin-on and it broke, so I glued it and it bali usab so after three times o gluin', it finally jumped off and I have no clue to as its location now....... I feel so !!
But hey, life sucks then you go the Pines and relize that life is as fun as fallin out of a lubi tree!! (not real fun a first, but later you just laugh that you didn't die!) Oh, that reminds me- I live next to the cemetary! They don't bury people underground!!! just in big cement boxes and they open or just fall apart--I'llvideo tape that and send it, GROSS!!! Oh well, the stink is the worst part- that and the idol worship here. Well I'm off to buy a m-16 machine gun!!! (I found one a guy is willin' to sell me!!! horray!!!)
This is the only true church lead by Christ himself!!! Don't beleive me, you can ask God himself and find out!!!!
Elder Cox
Hey family and such!!!
Life is great here, I'm stocked on chocolet and potatoes so thanks alot!!! Its fun to show off the gugma giken akong ginikanan!!! (love from home). So I think me needs to appol. for the diet discription, I recieved mga leter bout that- but to be honest, duck eggs taste like chicken noodle soup!!! No I haven't eaten dog or cat yet, they're all disised!!! But I'm working on rounding up an anaconda (freakin' hudge snake) for a meal or 10 and a carabaw(actuall buffulo). No luck so far-
Our investigators are still awesome (when they get past the fact that there are two freakin guapo kanos in their house. Its fun to play with the kids cause they speak bisayan and I don't but I speak english and they do a little so we just play games like "name that item". I love it!!!
Umm............its still hot here!!! ..........thats all I got really, just workin' like a dog here- And sweatin' like a beast!! they all think that's so funny but they think it cute to have a massive nose (and I do here) and hair on your arms (two for two) and white, the pinika guapo trait (I actually got told I have pino-skin, by a pinoy!!! I'm so DARK!). But hey- if reagen wants to go to the jungle, I'll send her a tape and show her what its really like! Fun but if I wasn't wearing Christ's name on my chest, I know I would have been killed by the elements or my own lack of knowledge 'bout the jungle by now!!! Actually, I don't have a name tag anymore.... My first one got lost on a bus and so I wore the pin-on and it broke, so I glued it and it bali usab so after three times o gluin', it finally jumped off and I have no clue to as its location now....... I feel so !!
But hey, life sucks then you go the Pines and relize that life is as fun as fallin out of a lubi tree!! (not real fun a first, but later you just laugh that you didn't die!) Oh, that reminds me- I live next to the cemetary! They don't bury people underground!!! just in big cement boxes and they open or just fall apart--I'llvideo tape that and send it, GROSS!!! Oh well, the stink is the worst part- that and the idol worship here. Well I'm off to buy a m-16 machine gun!!! (I found one a guy is willin' to sell me!!! horray!!!)
This is the only true church lead by Christ himself!!! Don't beleive me, you can ask God himself and find out!!!!
Elder Cox