Nov 04, 2002 13:20
GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCEMENT:
The government announced today that it is changing its
emblem to a condom
because it more clearly reflects the government's
political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production,
destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you
a sense of security
while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.