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by limitedbythesky
SavoyPhoenix's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 22% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 01:33:03 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 10:23:15 AM
Alco Money! : $ 487
Guests of Honour
experimentium is a jaunty Wiccan. experimentium drank 12 Rums, 1 Irish Cream.
saintjudas is a damnable Wiccan and a fiery pint monster who starts fires and lays the blame for it on God. saintjudas drank 3 Whiskeys, 1 Irish Cream, 2 Goldschlagers, 1 Tequila.
siphet is a buoyant Hindu and is as anti-alcohol as they come. siphet drank 5 White Russians.
savoyphoenix is a repugnant Buddhist. savoyphoenix drank 7 Pilsners, 1 Sherry, 10 White Russians, 1 Cider.
conure_ifau is a resentful Buddhist who partakes in cock-fighting just for the craic. conure_ifau drank 14 Hot Toddys.
SavoyPhoenix is a cheery Agnostic and a newbie boozer. SavoyPhoenix drank 6 Stouts, 5 Sherrys, 1 Cider.
benson3 is a chirpy Hindu and a ravaging boozehound who consumes alcohol like a Mid-west tornado consumes redneck barns. benson3 drank 2 Poteens, 10 Pernods, 1 Everclear, 3 Tequilas, 1 Stout.
lenanyx is a neurotic Agnostic. lenanyx drank 5 Rums, 2 Aftershocks, 1 Aligator Bite.
thauron is a mean-spirited Muslim. thauron drank 4 Pilsners, 11 Coffee Liqueurs, 1 Pilsner, 1 Pernod, 1 Mint Julep.
Sick!
You should not allow the following LJ user's in your home without a sickbag in their immediate area - experimentium, siphet, savoyphoenix, conure_ifau, SavoyPhoenix, benson3, lenanyx, thauron
Lovers
They spent the whole night at the party hidden away in SavoyPhoenix's garden shed and it seems as though siphet and savoyphoenix are now going to be a permanent fixture!
The Drunkest
Wait a minute, don't approach them! They might attack! Stop feeling my ass benson3! Stop it!
Random Events
savoyphoenix and lenanyx took a shower together where they proceeded to hump like rabbits of the
night
savoyphoenix called conure_ifau a "Heathen Bastard!!" before attempting to baptise them over the toilet bowl with bleach.
Happy New Year!
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