i met her online...that sounds bad, but i assure you its not

[savownz]

this girl joan i've been talking to her for a couple of days. we talked forever yesterday from like 12am to 6am..shes gorgeous, i couldnt' stop thinkin about her, all i was thinkin was how am i gonna be meetin her, it sounds crazy, but i wanna soooo bad, she's fuckin rad, she doesnt live too far away...so i'm gonna try and meet her, yesterday i was talkin to nate, and i brought her up, and he was like thats cool man, and we brought up the fact that maybe she's a 40 year old guy...i thought about this cause, it was too good to be true, i mean i saw a pic of her and everything but i needed more evidence to prove that she was a girl, so i asked her if she could call me, and she did and she had such a great voice, i loved the 6 minutes of talking to her, and that was evidence enough for me. well i'm talkin to her right now, so i'll be going.

FUCK YOU YOU COCKSMOKIN CLERK!!!!!
-jay from clerks