HSJ-thon Prompt #68: 5 times "What's desu yo" comes back to haunt Ryutaro
lol, beware of badfic.
OOC, tooo.
Written for HSJ-thon.
Original title, yes? xD
1
Ryutaro officially hated fanmail.
It was all Yuto's fault.
He was just too nosy for his own good! He just had to grab the DVD out of his hands and play it in front of EVERYONE.
"What's desu yo!"
...and the fan who sent him that complete with a remixed version probably had something to do with it too. Probably.
2
"What`s desu yo!"
And apparently, Hikaru found it funny if he made a remix version two (complete with music).
And Yamada found it even funnier if they played the remix version two on the loudest volume possible in
their dressing room.
The juniors found it the funniest thing EVER, because they heard it and were found on the ground holding their stomachs and laughing their heads off.
Ryutaro realized that the next day would be a good day to call in sick.
3
He thought wrongly.
Prank phone calls. PRANK phone calls. Since when did anyone get hold of his home phone number? All the
trouble he went through at school to keep his phone number a secret!
And he gets prank calls.
Prank calls that don't even last a minute.
As soon as he said 'moshi moshi' the person on the other end would scream, "What's desu yo!".
...he was definitely going to get JUMP back.
4
He hated fortune cookies now.
"What's desu yo!"
It was underlined. Italicized. Boldfaced. In his fortune cookie.
He glared at the sniggering Daiki, who offered him the cookie.
And he made sure to kick the door on his way out, knowing the rest of the Hey! Say! JUMP members would
fall out.
Which they did. Being ninja was definitely not one of the requirements to become a Johnny anyways.
But they wouldn't let him win. Determination, on the contrary, is a requirement.
5
...and he really liked her, too!
She confessed to him wholeheartedly, and they just HAD to ruin it.
"Ahh... Uhm... I really like you, Morimoto-kun!" she looked at him with hopeful eyes, her face red. He was
going to reply, but alas-
"What's desu yo!" came out from somewhere.
Her eyes were brimmed with tears, she was hiccuping, and her whole body was shaking. "Morimoto-kun, you're the biggest idiot I've ever met!" she yelled as she ran away.
He kicked the rustling bushes with anger. HSJ fell out.
And he chased them all with fury.
But Ryutaro was angriest when they relayed all the events on national television.
Meanwhile, at a fan's house...
"I CAN HAS BLACKMAIL, BOHAHAHAHA! They paid me so much for this footage..."