Celebrity

[saviolo]

Just down the street from where I work there is a pub that is currently closed for the filming of Love Guru, starring Michael Myers, Justin Timberlake, Jessica Alba, and Ben Kingsley. Just ouside of the back door there were a few people lingering around looking for a glimpse at one of these big namers. Not that we don't see our fair share of

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[jpman]

All true. But I'd still run up and gush at, say, Jake Gyllenhall. All in hope of getting him n*ked, of course.

[saviolo]

See, but I feel like the gushing wouldn't be as useful at that as an actual conversation. If you're a good enough social engineer you can get into a conversation with him and challenge his sexuality just enough to get him into bed ;)

[jpman]

Who cares about conversation when I all I want is some Brokeback style fun :)

[miami_pony]

That reminds me, I still haven't asked for YOUR autograph. Fuck!
And you haven't asked for mine.. sigh.

Did I mention autographs are really only fun to get when they're written with semen? The problem is they're rarely legible, and difficult to preserve :)

[saviolo]

Dude. Can... uh... *shuffles feet* can I have your autograph?

[miami_pony]

Aw man, I just gave my autograph to that guy, and that other guy, and that group of private school kids. I'm kind of worn out. ;) Heehee I'm such a kidder.

Sure dude, you can have my autograph anytime.

[tehjos]

"I love you because I've... seen you before!!" made me lol. What an odd world celebrities must live in...

[pann_da_bear]

This film is about hockey somehow? And my niece, who is a sports therapist, was working on it when they were filming scenes in Burlington at the Arena there, giving JT and another actor massages each day. She enjoyed it, but treated them like normal people, not celebrities.
Did you know that when Mike Myers acts, no one is allowed to watch? They all had to leave. That's celebrity - they do something we want.