[Action]

[savingthesamsel]

[You know those cars that are really filthy, and someone comes along and writes "Wash Me" in the dirt on one of the windows or something?

Bumblebee is filthy, having traveled nothing but the dirty outside roads of Luceti. And someone has decided to kindly write instructions on him.]

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[valorandwisdom]

[Oh hey is that a car? That's not just a car, that's an awesome car. And Sora's a teenage boy, so let's go inspect the shiny new toy-

-that someone's written an order on. Dangit. Still, he can marvel over the car while washing it, so he doesn't really fight that one.] Awesome, who got to bring you? Uhmmm... gotta get a bucket. [And sponge and stuff, then there can be washing and admiring, brb Camero.]

[Action]

[savingthesamsel]

[Bumblebee is going to have to get a sign that says "THIS CAR IS SENTIENT AND DOESN'T BELONG TO ANYONE." Or something.

Oh well, sitting and waiting patiently for new guy's return.]

[Action]

[valorandwisdom]

[Sorry Bee, that's one thing he actually didn't see on his crazy world-tour. But there's probably posterboard and markers somewhere, he can make a sign no problem.]

[And a few minutes later he's back with a ginormous bucket and a couple of sponges to start washin' the car.]

[Action]

[savingthesamsel]

[MUSIC. This requires music.]

Car wash!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa~

Talkin' about the car wash yeah!

[Action]

[valorandwisdom]

AAaaaAAH! [MUSIC FROM NOWHERE! The sponge just went flying, btw.]

Who's there?!

[Action]

[savingthesamsel]

[Oh damn it, he stopped. Bumblebee rolls forward and nudges Sora slightly with his front bumper when he's looking the other way. Keep going dude, he can't wash himself.]

[Action]

[valorandwisdom]

AAH! [WAT OMG NO DRIVER wait a minute] ...Are you alive?

[Action]

[savingthesamsel]

[Ding ding ding! ...Bumblebee actually makes that game show sound. You are correct! Now get back to washing, please.]

[Action]

[valorandwisdom]

[You see that, Bee? You totally made the kid jawdrop. TOTALLY.] That's... That's AWESOME! [Oh boys and their toys. Go ahead, give him a nudge, he's being a dork about an awesome machine.]

[Action]

[savingthesamsel]

[He won't nudge, but he will rev his engine and bounce slightly on his tires like some kind of impatient dog. Wash, please!]

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[valorandwisdom]

[That'll work.] Oh...OH! Okay, sorry! [And he goes and fetches the sponge, shakes it a lot to get the leaves and what not off, and dunks it and goes back to scrubbing.]

[But dude the CAR IS ALIVE and now that he knows that it feels weird to not, sort of, acknowledge that?] So, uh... you got a name?

[Action]

[savingthesamsel]

[Yay! The engine calms back down to a steady hum.

Oh, a question! Squall's voice plays next, and may sound extremely familiar to Sora.] Bumblebee.

[Action]

[valorandwisdom]

That's Leon! [Familiar is a go! Also more scrubbing, and now he's thinking he'll find some polish when all this is done.] So you're Bumblebee, huh? Why d'you talk like Leon?

[Action]

[savingthesamsel]

[Leon? But uh... Squall's voice comes again.]

I'm Squall, by the way. [Bumblebee adds a questioning sound after that, confused.]

[Action]

[valorandwisdom]

[Oh. Oh, yeah, he keeps forgetting that.] I know a guy who's kind of like... Squall's long-lost twin brother or something? Well he's Squall too, I think, but he goes by Leon, so I keep thinking of this Squall as Leon. They act the same and mostly look the same, after all.

[Aaaaand riiiiiiiiinse! Lookit that sparkle]

[Action]

[savingthesamsel]

[How funky.

Oh hey, he's shiny and new! Hoorayyyy! Here, have some crazy wild Superbowl-inspired cheering!]