HAPPY BIRTHDAY
My good friend, Tara Klementisz, celebrated her 18th birthday yesterday.
Tara:
I didn't just make this entry so that I could say hi and wish you a happy birthday... Some other people were really excited to say hi, too.
Gropie took some time out of his child molestation to wish you a happy birthday.
With the upcoming election, PS. Fanny found some time to say a quick hi. Aw, good ol' Mart Mart.
Scrotie even left the middle of the game to show his support for your bithday.
And... of course, Jason. Who thinks you're damn fine.
For a present, we all pitched in and got you a very sexy prostitute. I hope you enjoy. She was very expensive.
And... since it was Shira's birthday yesterday, too...
I'm 100% sure that you saw that coming... but I figured I'd post it anyway.
Happy Birthday to my two favorite people in the world.
Tara:
I didn't just make this entry so that I could say hi and wish you a happy birthday... Some other people were really excited to say hi, too.
Gropie took some time out of his child molestation to wish you a happy birthday.
With the upcoming election, PS. Fanny found some time to say a quick hi. Aw, good ol' Mart Mart.
Scrotie even left the middle of the game to show his support for your bithday.
And... of course, Jason. Who thinks you're damn fine.
For a present, we all pitched in and got you a very sexy prostitute. I hope you enjoy. She was very expensive.
And... since it was Shira's birthday yesterday, too...
I'm 100% sure that you saw that coming... but I figured I'd post it anyway.
Happy Birthday to my two favorite people in the world.