Another upon request from Riftchats
Chris: Hi Ai!
magi: Ai!
Ai: Hi Chris!
Ai: Magi!
L: Aiiii!
Ai: L!!!!
Chris: I always have to stop myself before I start going "Dr. Scott" and the chat dissolves into the RHPS Name Shouting Hour.
L: XD
Rebecca: Rocky!
Chris: SHHHH.
Chris: TEMPTRESS.
L: ...now I'm halfheartedly wondering who of us would be who in RHPS. >.O
Chris: ...Which is not a name, so much as it is a... Description... Of what you are.... And... Stuff.
Chris: I HAVE COHERENCY.
Rebecca: I WOULD BE COLUMBIA. Or something.
L: I...don't actually think I'd be anyone.
Ai: ...Hm. Who in the world would I be? *has a feeling she'll be slightly disturbed by the answer*
magi: Can I be the antimatter laser? Not the guy who had it. The laser itself.
L: XD yes
Chris: *Snorts*
magi: Because it's just too ridiculous. ANTIMATTER LASER.
L: It's been too long for me to even remember who all was there, but hey.
L: In the movie.
L: I can also has coherency.
Chris: XD Yeah, I can't remember half the characters and the ones I do remember, I don't remember much about them.
Ai: MASSIVE RIFT MOVIE NIGHT!
L: :D
Chris: RHPS is one of those movies you HAVE to watch with other people.... So you can mock it.
Ai: MOCK!
L: Pretty much, yeah. I can't imagine watching that by myself for the enjoyment of it, anyway.
L: Ai is made of Allcapse.
magi: Kinda like ZARDOZ.
L: .....Allcaps*
magi: ...the mocking.
L: YES
magi: Not the Ai.
Jaqui: Mrow
L: Zardoz should also be made of Allcaps, though.
Chris: JAQUI!
L: JAQUI!
Ai: It should.
Ai: JACQUI!
Rebecca: JACKIE
magi: Mrow!
Ai: (Personally, I believe more things in life should be made of allcaps.
Chris: We should have TERRIBLE B MOVIE NIGHT.
L: Zardoz is BELOW B movie.
Chris: We can watch Shark Attack 3!
Ai: (Also that salad is a finger food. The end.)
magi: NO
L: ......or we--yes
magi: NO
magi: NO
L: XD
magi: FUCK NO
Chris: .......XD
Rebecca: ?
L: IT IS NOT WORSE THAN ZARDOZ, MAGI
magi: YES IT IS
Chris: I KNEW that was the reaction I was going to get.
Ai: I DON'T THINK I'M OLD ENOUGH FOR THINGS.
magi: ZARDOZ DIDN'T HAVE BARROWMAN
L: ......augh, what if there was Zardoz with barroman in?
Chris: ZARDOZ DOESN'T HAVE BARROWMAN.
L: XDD
Chris: .....fuck.
Rebecca: XD
magi: AND HIS BARROWMAN-BUD
Ai: OH MY GOD HIVEBRAIN.
magi: AND THAT PICKUP LINE
L: WE ARE ALL BEING THE SAM PERSON AGAIN!
L: .....SAME*
Chris: AND WE'RE ALL CAPSLOCKING.
L: I DON'T WANT TO BE SAM.
L: THIS IS CLEARLY WHAT HAPPENS WITH HIVEMIND!
Rebecca: XD
Chris: YOU BECOME SAM?
Ai: WE CAPSLOCK THEATER THAT SHIT.
Chris: ARE WE ALL SECRETLY FIGMENTS OF SAM TYLER'S IMAGINATION?
Rebecca: XD
L: NO. WHAT AI SAID.
Chris: OH/
magi: ...SAM HALLUCINATES PEOPLE WRITING SLASHFIC ABOUT HIM?
magi: SAM, YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS.
Ai: I AM SO IN LOVE WITH US I WOULD MARRY US IF I WERE OLD ENOUGH.
magi: IT EITHER WINS OR LOSES, AND I'M NOT SURE WHICH.
Rebecca: XD
Chris: WE'RE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SAM CAN'T THINK UP ANY MORE STREETS.
Rebecca: *giggles*
magi: SHOULD'VE STAYED AT CID, SAM.
L: I'm glad the last five things Evie has said consist of XDing and giggling.
Rebecca: Why's that?
L: I don't know.
Chris: Kittens.
Rebecca: Seriously, we're just sitting here watching y'all
L: Yes.
L: Kittens.
L: That
Chris: Are you watching us and laughing?
Rebecca: Yes
Ai: Evie, you replaced Mr. NSA Man?
Chris: Or just mocking our insanity
magi: When isn't she?
Rebecca: XD
Chris: GOOD POINT.
L: At least that way I won't get arrested for looking up how to make sedatives from household products.
Ai: WE ARE OFTEN AMUSING?
Rebecca: *snicker*
L: THISISTRUE
Rizzy: BOP BOP OOOHMMM MA MOW MOW
Ai: ...(I'm interested, L. How do I do this?)
L: .....space bar. work.
Rizzy: Ai, when did you get here?
Ai: Recently.
Chris: Just a few moments ago.
Chris: She is a ninja.
Rizzy: Oh.
L: (Actually, I couldn't find much on it. You'd think the internet didn't want people to make them or something.)
Ai: HI-YA!
Chris: But she is not a ninja.
Rizzy: ...
Rizzy: AI!
Chris: .....BEAR.
Ai: (Laaaaaame, intarwebz.)
Chris: She is a ninja, but she is not a ninja?
Ai: RIZZY!
Rizzy: There. It's not as belated as it could be >>
Chris: FINGERS. YOU SUCK.
L: Oh god, chat either JUST devolved or I stopped being able to comprehend words.
L: Or both
Chris: .....It devolved.
L: good to know
Ai: Better late than never! Which is what Lowly the worm said on Richard what'shisfaces oh god I don't even remember any more.
Chris: Because I.... Started talking without thinking about what I was saying again.
Rebecca: I'm not sure what's going on.
L: THis is BEAUTIFUL
Chris: ....I don't know either.
L: me neither
L: obvs
magi: You could just dose someone with a lot of alcohol? It's possible that there's no really effective sedative to be made from common household materials.
magi: It could be difficult to synthesize, or use uncommon ingredients.
Chris: We've descended into chat anarchy.
magi: Chris, we start there.
Rebecca: That's-- yes
L: there really isn't much. I mean, you could technically make chloroform, but the most common thing was all prescription drugs
Ai: ...Why did, in my head, I think that sedate was the same verb as explode?
Chris: ........
L: Which require prescriptions. And are not things ---XDDD AI I LOVE YOU
Aubrey: Because making explosives out of common household materials is NORMAL.
Aubrey: Making sedatives? Who the fuck does that?
L: Arlin.
Rizzy: I do.
Chris: We.... Killed Jaqui.
Chris: Or the bears did.
L: Chat anarchy bears.
Ai: NOT THE BEARS.
magi: We sedated and then exploded her!
Aubrey: But WHY, Rizzy?
Rebecca: The explosive sedative--
L: what?
Rebecca: Magi, stop that.
magi: ...no.
Rebecca: :P
Rebecca: I don't like you
magi: :C
Rebecca: (j/k ilu)
Ai: (ilu all)
Chris: ....I can't breathe. I love you guys... Despite you causing me to asphyxiate with laughter.
Rebecca: XD
L: LAUGHTER IS BETTER THAN CHLOROFORM! :D
Chris: IT IS.
magi: SHE'S NOT DEAD YET, GUYS, KEEP BEING FUNNY
Ai: IT IS! EXCEPT YOU ARE NEITHER SEDATED OR EXPLODED.
magi: ...ILU, Chris.
Chris: .....That sentence is pretty much sums us up so splendidly, L.
Chris: ....You better. :P
L: ........this is so true.
L: And I really want that on a shirt.
Ai: NOR! I MEANED NOR!
Rebecca: JUST SO YOU ALL KNOW?
Rebecca: THANE'S MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE SKETCH TO THE YARD.
Chris: ..............XD
L: ..................
L: XD
magi: ...the fuck?
Rebecca: ...I don't know.
Ai: AND THEY'RE LIKE, 'IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS!'
Rizzy: and they're like it's better than y ours
Rebecca: DAMN RIGHT
L: IT"S BETTER THAN YOURS
Chris: And the brainshare continues.
Rizzy: I could teach you!
Chris: I'M FRIGHTENED BY THE TURN OF THIS CONVERSATION.
Rizzy: But i'd have to-AH FUCK M LEG WENT NUMB
Ai: CHRIS STOP BEING FRIGHTENED AND START BEING FRIGHTENING.
Chris: D:
magi: Just for that, you're all going to suffer.
Ai: NO BAD RIZZY'S LEG!
Rizzy: asleep.
Chris: .........I'm frightened.
Aubrey: ....I look away from the chat for TWO MINUTES....
L: Rizzy's leg protests this conversation
Chris: YOU CAN'T LEAVE US UNSUPERVISED.
Ai: YOU CAN'T LOOK AWAY, AUBREY.
Rebecca: No, that's what happens when Thane tries to milkshake
Chris: HOW ARE WE GOING TO SUFFER, MAGI?
Rizzy: Do it, again, Griffin.
L: milkshake as a verb and Thane need not be in the same sentence, really.
L: Except that one.
Ai: Is milkshake now a verb?
L: YES
Ai: GODDAMMIT L.
Rebecca: Apparently
Rebecca: XD
Aubrey: I'm going... over here... far from you people.
L: Though I picture it as a particularly ridiculous dance, for some reason
L: NOOO WE LOOOOVE YOUUUU!
Chris: ONE OF US, AUBREY. ONE OF US.
Ai: DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THE CRAZIES, AUBREY. THEY MADE ME.
Rebecca: XD Like the caramelldanse, but different?
Chris: .....And then Magi vanished. And now I'm concerned.
L: Yes, like that
Chris: .......
Rebecca: Xd
L: magi is still there...
L: technically
Chris: I know, but se stopped talking and... Oh there was logic to that sentence.
Rebecca: Me: Come back!
Rebecca: Aub: No! I have no fucking clue what's going on and I have stuff to do. :P
L: Awwww.
Chris: *wibbles*
L: I'd say we'd promise to be more coherent but i'm not sure that's possible
Ai: But we have no fucking clue what's going on either!
L: ....MAYBE IF WE ALL WIBBLE IN HER DIRECTION
Rebecca: She's sorry for making Chris wibble.
Rebecca: But she's not coming back.
Chris: Awww.
L: :<
L: ...caraMILKdanse, Evie.
Ai: *cries tears that are not practice tears of great justice*
L: (belatedly)
Rebecca: XD
Chris: And then the chat goes silent.
Ai: It does.
Rebecca: Yep
Chris: It really does disturb me that the last thing Magi said was, "You're all going to suffer" and is now... Lurking... Or whatever. I'm expecting hir to pop out somewhere or for Thane to kill a baby or something.
Rebecca: XD
magi: I hate babies.
Ai: MAGI WE MISSED YOU.
Chris: We scared Aubrey away.
Chris: It was very traumatic.
Ai: Oh the trauma.
Rebecca: No, we were distracting her, mostly. XD
Chris: XD We're good at that.
L: Babies are good in stew.
Chris: OM NOM.
L: Or so Erin says.
Chris: ....I love your friends.
Chris: I don't know them, but I love them.
magi: Babies are too tender for stew.
L: XD
L: Babies are probably too tender for much of anything. Except like. Pate. Or something.
Rebecca: XD
Chris: There's always grade schoolers!
Ai: Thank god I graduated.
L: Nrgh. Children.
Chris: You know... If we're putting children in stews.
L: I keep forgetting they exist
Chris: THEY WOULDN'T IF WE PUT THEM IN STEWS.
Chris: .....I may or may not be far too exuberant about cannibalism.
Ai: GUYS GUESS WHAT I'M NOT ICKLE ENOUGH TO BE PUT IN A STEW!
L: This is true
L: None Ai stews
Chris: YOU WOULD BE SPARED ANYWAY.
Chris: Because we like you.
Ai: AWWW THANKS CHRIS.
Chris: And on THAT note....
Chris: ....Well, I thought I had something to say.
L: Kittens
Chris: ....I haven't eaten dinner yet. This is the second time I've forgotten to eat today.
L: Kittens, bears, or velociraptors is always the answer.
L: EAT FOOD
Ai: EAT FOODZ DAMMIT.
Chris: Except for the copious amounts of potato chips, but potato chips are not actual food.
L: Mmm. Chips sound DELICIOUS right now.
L: I have had too much sugar today. And not enough food.
magi: You& asked for it.
L: Or sleep.
Ai: *squirms in her seat* I eated foodz today. Rawr.
Chris: We should both seek out food... Or I could seek out food and you can seek out sleep. Or we could both fuck both of those options and try to find the Holy Grail.
L: I think magi just opened hir door, made a noise at me, and then closed it again. o.O
Ai: I LIKE OPTION NUMBER THREE!
Chris: ........
L: Oh, no, there se goes. That was weird.
Chris: What kind of noise? Was it threatening?
L: No.
Chris: Is Magi coming to eat your liver?
Chris: Okay.
L: I think it was flailing. Over the cold.
Chris: ....I need to go get food and just... Stop talking. Yes.
L: AHAHA line edits be done. Now I just gotta figure out a title.
Ai: Titles are the hardest part.
L: Except...it's not about much of anything right now given the stupid page length limit.
L: I usually do okay with titles if I know the full story. Or something.
L: Of course, when Ii'm TRYING to think of one, it doesn't work.
Ai: Yeah. That's really the hard part.
Ai: When you have to.
L: yeah
Rebecca: Hey, can someone send Punni an invite?
Chris: ............Magi.
magi: You asked for it.
Punni: I did
Punni: hihi
magi: Hi!
Chris: I KNEW IT WAS COMING.
magi: The chat asked to suffer.
L: hallo!
Punni: ?
Rebecca: :D
Ai: WHAT'S GOING ON? I ASKED FOR NOTHING!
Chris: I was in the kitchen, thinking, 'God, se's going to post Thane caramelldansing," isn't se?
Rebecca: .......Oh no.
L: All we were doing was talking about Thane's milkshake bringing whatever to the yard.
Punni: XD
L: YAY
Rebecca: I'm... so glad that my browser's dead, suddenly.
L: Oh hey. I don't have to write things right now. I CAN TAG SHIT.
L: ....if Arlin will shut up.
Rebecca: Right, I'm rebooting, guys.
L: See you sooooon! <3 Good luck.
Chris: GOOD LUCK EVIE!
Ai: GOOD LUCK EVIE WE LOVE YOU!!!!
Chris: If Sark didn't hate his life enough at this point, the fact that he has to suffer in a thread with that icon makes him hate it MORE.
Ai: *giggles*
Chris: Eventually anyway.
L: Okay, I fucking love that post.
Chris: ...I can't stop watching the damn icon.
L: I KNOW! XD
Ai: *isn't looking for that specific reason*
Chris: So is the plan to have Thane and April thread a bit and then.... Unexpected Sark?
magi: Tat works.
magi: *Thae
magi: ....DOOMED
magi: *That.
Chris: XD
L: XDD
magi: Neh. My brain, it's shutting down.
L: Sleeptiem?
magi: Possibly because this day has been the spawn of the devil.
L: This is true. *pets*
Chris: Rrrh. *pets*
L: *also scritches*
Chris: Well... Tomorrow's Friday, which may mean... Very little, but you know...
L: Less doomtastic, mebbe
Chris: Yes.
magi: Only one class! :D ...and work, and helping out with a linguistic experiment in Russian phonology.
L: See? Less doom.
L: AND THENSATURDAY
L: WITH SPACES.
magi: ...I read that as "THANESATURDAY".
magi: Which is like Caturday, but horrible.
L: So did I.
L: Hence the spaces comment.
L: Thaneday is the worst day.
Chris: ...Ai doesn't approve of THANESATURDAY.
L: .......and has apparently scared Ai out of existance. D:
Chris: PEOPLE KEEP DYING ON US... Or being distracted by us.
L: Who's distracted? WHat?
Chris: Or have sucky computers in our general direction.
Chris: Aubrey left because we were blinding her with awesome? ....Or, well, distracting her from her work, actually.
Chris: Same difference.
L: Ah, RIGHT. Yes.
L: I has a memory.
Chris: *pets*
L: *dances*
Punni: ::helps::
Punni: I has post. woo.
L: whee, post!
Chris: ....I can't believe you actually used LYRICS from that song in that post and everything. XD
Chris: When Magi declares suffering, se means it.
Chris: ......And then we lost Rizzy.
L: Man, people are dying everywhere today.
Chris: One by one, we all die.
Punni: :\
Punni: but don't wear a frown 'cause it's really okay
L: Heh. That's basically the theme of the story I just wrote. Am writing. Whatever.
Chris: XD
L: .....and like, every story I write ever. Damn.
Chris: "People are dying, BUT IT'S OKAY."
L: Happy stories are apparently for losers.
L: YEAH BASICALLY
Chris: Happy stories. Psssh. What is happiness?
L: I have no idea. I cry all the time.
Chris: I spend my days reveling in my own emotional sadomasochism.
L: hoorah!
L: ....okay, so emotional sadomasochism, maybe. But we derive glee from it, so yes.
Chris: I enjoy my own emotional sadomasochism!
Chris: Except when I wind up on the floor with chest pains and a desperate urge to sob, but... You know.
Chris: Win some, lose some.