"It's Sarah. Please leave a message."
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[Translation: Oh my God I'm so sorry, I turned into a human this weekend and completely forgot to open the store! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!]
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[OOC: HEE.]
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"Don't call me. Or I'll throw you into the ocean..."
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"Young lady, I'm not sure why you're calling me to express your distaste for the male gender, but you are clearly distraught. I would suggest a cup of tea, and perhaps some time away from the telephone might do you good."
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"Hey, hey, if I offered to have athletic sex with you, I am not taking it back! I can be over there in five minutes if you're still up for it. We don't have to know each other that well for a bit of fun."
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*whispered*
"Um...This is Wallflower. I got a message about the conspiracy? Oh, maybe I shouldn't have said that out loud, 'cause it's a secret. So, um. Dogs barking can't fly without umbrella?"
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